kix Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 can't brag. your girlfriend insisted that I be discreet about it. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Hilarious . You should give your writer a raise. Quote
ScottP Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 NOW WOULD BE GREAT TIME FOR SOME CHARACTER DISECTIONS! WHO IS ON THE OPERATING TABLE? Â All I could find was some in character dissections, and I don't know who that is on the table, but my guess is she is up shit creek what with all the blood, primitive surgical instruments and period costumes. Quote
kix Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 funny you should mention that. I just got a big bonus today. totally unexpected. totally stoked! Quote
DirtyHarry Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Your boss must have seen your recent work in Spray. Nice going. Quote
fenderfour Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Poor Gary, won't somebody feel sorry for him? Quote
jon Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 I think it's time we had a Sprayvivor contest. Quote
Camilo Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Wow. I never knew Chuck Norris punched a girl. I guess I didn't read the facts thread closely enough. I'd denounce this, but then he'd kick my ass. Quote
Camilo Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Btw, does my avatar look like it's in fast forward to everyone else too? Quote
DirtyHarry Posted January 19, 2006 Posted January 19, 2006 Wow. I never knew Chuck Norris punched a girl. Â Punched? I do believe "bitchslap" is the appropriate term. Quote
ZimZam Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) we all know who would win  BRUCE.Chuck's a pussy. He hits women. Edited January 20, 2006 by ZimZam Quote
EWolfe Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 funny you should mention that. I just got a big bonus today. totally unexpected. totally stoked! Â Â I just got a job offer as project manager for a company I have been subbing to. Salary, benefits, probably a company truck. Back to workin for THE MAN! Â $$ Quote
lI1|1! Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 we need to heat this baby up. send in the bitchslap squad. Â Â Â Quote
Squid Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Â Does my avatar look like it's in fast forward to everyone else too? Â No, that's pretty normal for one of those cross-fit routines while maxing your ephedra intake. Quote
EWolfe Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 we all know who would win  BRUCE.Chuck's a pussy. He hits women.   Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip] Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! Quote
Gary_Yngve Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Poor Gary, won't somebody feel sorry for him? Â Nah, I don't need anyone to feel sorry for me right now. I'm out of the funk I was in last month. Â Besides, I now know that I'm not alone: I just read a study that basically said that grad students are more fucked in the head than undergrads. Between 40% and 50% of all grad students find themselves frequently or always overwhelmed or exhausted. Quote
ZimZam Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Heard a knock at the door and it was Chuck. He heard I was talking shit, and just roundhouse kicked me in the head. I need a and some vitamin I. Quote
Chuck_Norris Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Sometimes all it takes for some people is a round house kick to the head and to be impregnated, and suddenly they see the light. Quote
knotzen Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 we need to heat this baby up. send in the bitchslap squad. Â Â Â Whoa, that guy's hair is totally on fire. Quote
tivoli_mike Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 Beh. Time for some hockey. Go Leafs! Quote
selkirk Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 I'm bored! You people should all at least try to be good for something and entertain me! Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 If we could just manage to suck in Mar..., I mean kitergal, with a thread about cheerleaders, or something (insert chin-scratching gremlin here). I mean, come on, everybody's talking football, why not cheerleaders? Quote
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