archenemy Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 See, he can be taught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 can't brag. your girlfriend insisted that I be discreet about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hilarious . You should give your writer a raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 NOW WOULD BE GREAT TIME FOR SOME CHARACTER DISECTIONS! WHO IS ON THE OPERATING TABLE? Â All I could find was some in character dissections, and I don't know who that is on the table, but my guess is she is up shit creek what with all the blood, primitive surgical instruments and period costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 funny you should mention that. I just got a big bonus today. totally unexpected. totally stoked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Your boss must have seen your recent work in Spray. Nice going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Poor Gary, won't somebody feel sorry for him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 I think it's time we had a Sprayvivor contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 we all know who would win  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Wow. I never knew Chuck Norris punched a girl. I guess I didn't read the facts thread closely enough. I'd denounce this, but then he'd kick my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Btw, does my avatar look like it's in fast forward to everyone else too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Wow. I never knew Chuck Norris punched a girl. Â Punched? I do believe "bitchslap" is the appropriate term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) we all know who would win  BRUCE.Chuck's a pussy. He hits women. Edited January 20, 2006 by ZimZam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 funny you should mention that. I just got a big bonus today. totally unexpected. totally stoked! Â Â I just got a job offer as project manager for a company I have been subbing to. Salary, benefits, probably a company truck. Back to workin for THE MAN! Â $$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 we need to heat this baby up. send in the bitchslap squad. Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Â Does my avatar look like it's in fast forward to everyone else too? Â No, that's pretty normal for one of those cross-fit routines while maxing your ephedra intake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 we all know who would win  BRUCE.Chuck's a pussy. He hits women.   Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip] Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Poor Gary, won't somebody feel sorry for him? Â Nah, I don't need anyone to feel sorry for me right now. I'm out of the funk I was in last month. Â Besides, I now know that I'm not alone: I just read a study that basically said that grad students are more fucked in the head than undergrads. Between 40% and 50% of all grad students find themselves frequently or always overwhelmed or exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Heard a knock at the door and it was Chuck. He heard I was talking shit, and just roundhouse kicked me in the head. I need a and some vitamin I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Norris Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sometimes all it takes for some people is a round house kick to the head and to be impregnated, and suddenly they see the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 we need to heat this baby up. send in the bitchslap squad. Â Â Â Whoa, that guy's hair is totally on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tivoli_mike Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Beh. Time for some hockey. Go Leafs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 It's not so bad now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I'm bored! You people should all at least try to be good for something and entertain me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 If we could just manage to suck in Mar..., I mean kitergal, with a thread about cheerleaders, or something (insert chin-scratching gremlin here). I mean, come on, everybody's talking football, why not cheerleaders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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