spicoli11 Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Yeah .....but those carmels are really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 chocolate covered camel toes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 chocolate covered camel toes? Ewwwe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Seattle Times today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 Of course this makes sense, because if you changed your eating habits and increased your exercise, without taking weight-loss supplements, you would lose weight. Combining the two multiplies the effect of both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 I must be slipping. This may be the first thing that I ever put on cc.com that unintentionally ended up making sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 17, 2005 Author Share Posted November 17, 2005 I must be slipping. This may be the first thing that I ever put on cc.com that unintentionally ended up making sense. You are entering dangerous territory! Don't lose your grip on unreality, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 (edited) unreality Think: balance bar = maple bar veggie patty = big mac whole wheat = sugar beer = beer It's all in your mind and you're on your way. Unreality is very user-friendly. Edited November 18, 2005 by roboboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rat Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 1. 20 minutes of brutality a day...maybe something similar to http://www.crossfit.com/ but without the cult of personality...or make up your own 20 minutes of hell (no gym required), 2. throw in some trail running, mountain biking and/or xc skiing, 3. enjoy what you eat, whatever it is, in some sort of moderation most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyjizzy Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Excellent advice, a person could do that at home, and never leave the comfort of their rat-hole. Why would anyone want to go to a gym and see hard-bodies and hotties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoohoonickieclimbs Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Ephedra makes you shake like hell.......why would you want something that makes you shake uncontrollably and dehydrates you? Makes no sense. There are other natural stimulants that are better. Vitamin B is good too. Ask your Dr for shots? They probably won't give them to you, but you could ask! Nothing like running naked into oncoming traffic with a pair of scissors to get your heart pumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Ok, lemme make sure I understand your post. Ephedra = bad because you get a bit dry and skittish other natural stimulants = better because they make you more dry and skittish Injection = good because shooting a vitamin into your body is better than eating well Suicide attempt = superb because you will be far more shaky after running into traffic and way more dried out after you shit yourself in public I think there is a diet book here; you could make millions!! Americans will do anything to avoid excersize and healthy living, so this just might work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Suicide attempt = superb because you will be far more shaky after running into traffic and way more dried out after you shit yourself in public Also if your arm gets chopped off or something accidently that's like at least 10 lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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