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Of course this makes sense, because if you changed your eating habits and increased your exercise, without taking weight-loss supplements, you would lose weight. Combining the two multiplies the effect of both of them.

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I must be slipping.

This may be the first thing that I ever put on cc.com that unintentionally ended up making sense.

You are entering dangerous territory! Don't lose your grip on unreality, yo. pitty.gif

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unreality

Think:

balance bar = maple bar

veggie patty = big mac

whole wheat = sugar

beer = beer

It's all in your mind and you're on your way.

Unreality is very user-friendly.

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1. 20 minutes of brutality a day...maybe something similar to http://www.crossfit.com/ but without the cult of personality...or make up your own 20 minutes of hell (no gym required),

2. throw in some trail running, mountain biking and/or xc skiing,

3. enjoy what you eat, whatever it is, in some sort of moderation most of the time.

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Ephedra makes you shake like hell.......why would you want something that makes you shake uncontrollably and dehydrates you? Makes no sense.

There are other natural stimulants that are better.

 

Vitamin B is good too. Ask your Dr for shots? They probably won't give them to you, but you could ask!

 

Nothing like running naked into oncoming traffic with a pair of scissors to get your heart pumping. smile.gif

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Ok, lemme make sure I understand your post.

 

Ephedra = bad because you get a bit dry and skittish

 

other natural stimulants = better because they make you more dry and skittish

 

Injection = good because shooting a vitamin into your body is better than eating well

 

Suicide attempt = superb because you will be far more shaky after running into traffic and way more dried out after you shit yourself in public

 

 

I think there is a diet book here; you could make millions!! Americans will do anything to avoid excersize and healthy living, so this just might work.

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Suicide attempt = superb because you will be far more shaky after running into traffic and way more dried out after you shit yourself in public

 

Also if your arm gets chopped off or something accidently that's like at least 10 lbs.

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