lummox Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 is there any cool way to tell a chick that she is number one in your wank bank? i cant figure out any way at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 "I think about you a lot... I mean... a LOT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Money in the bank only gains marginal interest. Invest your money in plastics. Its the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 is this someone you know, or are you stalking celebrities again? By "wank bank" do you mean the woman you most often think of when you jerk off? I could be wrong, but I think most women might find that to be a classic case of TMI. Flowers might be more appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Darling, I'd like to make a deposit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Give her the towel with a note saying, "This is all you, baby!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Give her the sock with a note saying, "This is all you, baby!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Darling: I beat off to you. Does that excite you as much as it does me? Desperately awaiting your response. Lummox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 is there any cool way to tell a chick that she is number one in your wank bank? i cant figure out any way at all. "If I had a tumor, I'd name it after you." Romanticism abounds in Fight Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 This thread...I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or throw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 This thread...I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or throw up. If you still think your clit is near your uvula, I wouldn't throw up. Stomach acid, y'know. Might be painful. And not in a nice sort of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I've since been able to put my finger on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Damn. You got your whole fist in your mouth? Or you just have long fingers? Either way, very impressive. Impressive indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 very impressive. Impressive indeed. Yes, I've heard that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 If you still think your clit is near your uvula,... I've since been able to put my finger on it. Damn. You got your whole fist in your mouth? Or you just have long fingers? That explains unintelligible orgasmic vocalizations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 If you still think your clit is near your uvula, I wouldn't throw up. Stomach acid, y'know. Might be painful. And not in a nice sort of way. It'll behoove ya Ta care for your uvula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 And your .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Just tell her you think about her while you jerk off. Any chick who wouldn't be flattered and turned on by that probably isn't very fun in bed anyway and you can move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Context, context, context. That adorably cute barista who smiles so sweetly every morning as she hands you your triple mocha latte might flee in fear if you share too much too soon. Not that I know from experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 i preciate all ya alls comments. my one attempt was dismal: its you i see when i turn japanese. she didnt understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I really hope she is not of asian descent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I really hope lummox waited until after school & didn't interrupt her recess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 yuck. missed ya squidlet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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