lummox Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 is there any cool way to tell a chick that she is number one in your wank bank? i cant figure out any way at all. Quote
Alpinfox Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 "I think about you a lot... I mean... a LOT" Quote
olyclimber Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Money in the bank only gains marginal interest. Invest your money in plastics. Its the future. Quote
Off_White Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 is this someone you know, or are you stalking celebrities again? By "wank bank" do you mean the woman you most often think of when you jerk off? I could be wrong, but I think most women might find that to be a classic case of TMI. Flowers might be more appreciated. Quote
tomtom Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Give her the towel with a note saying, "This is all you, baby!" Quote
Dru Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Give her the sock with a note saying, "This is all you, baby!" Quote
EWolfe Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 Darling: I beat off to you. Does that excite you as much as it does me? Desperately awaiting your response. Lummox. Quote
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 is there any cool way to tell a chick that she is number one in your wank bank? i cant figure out any way at all. "If I had a tumor, I'd name it after you." Romanticism abounds in Fight Club. Quote
knotzen Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 This thread...I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or throw up. Quote
knelson Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 This thread...I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or throw up. If you still think your clit is near your uvula, I wouldn't throw up. Stomach acid, y'know. Might be painful. And not in a nice sort of way. Quote
knotzen Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 I've since been able to put my finger on it. Quote
knelson Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 Damn. You got your whole fist in your mouth? Or you just have long fingers? Either way, very impressive. Impressive indeed. Quote
knotzen Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 very impressive. Impressive indeed. Yes, I've heard that before. Quote
Dechristo Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 If you still think your clit is near your uvula,... I've since been able to put my finger on it. Damn. You got your whole fist in your mouth? Or you just have long fingers? That explains unintelligible orgasmic vocalizations. Quote
Off_White Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 If you still think your clit is near your uvula, I wouldn't throw up. Stomach acid, y'know. Might be painful. And not in a nice sort of way. It'll behoove ya Ta care for your uvula Quote
archenemy Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 Just tell her you think about her while you jerk off. Any chick who wouldn't be flattered and turned on by that probably isn't very fun in bed anyway and you can move on. Quote
Squid Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 Context, context, context. That adorably cute barista who smiles so sweetly every morning as she hands you your triple mocha latte might flee in fear if you share too much too soon. Not that I know from experience. Quote
lummox Posted November 4, 2005 Author Posted November 4, 2005 i preciate all ya alls comments. my one attempt was dismal: its you i see when i turn japanese. she didnt understand. Quote
archenemy Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 I really hope she is not of asian descent... Quote
Squid Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 I really hope lummox waited until after school & didn't interrupt her recess. Quote
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