knotzen Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 An online beer review site. A Tecate? Tecate I am unequivocally terrified after my first sip of Tecate. It tastes like water. It was made in Mexico. I am waiting for a puddle of warm shit to form in my pants at any moment. But surprisingly, there is no mess. Instead, it's just your relatively harmless, run-of-the mill, watery beer. Rating: Mexican. Or maybe a Stella? Stella Artois Even though I have no idea where Belgium is, they brew a fine beer. I imagine this so-called Belgium being a magical place where the waterfalls flow this fantastic beverage and topless blonde ladies dance in wooden shoes to some sort of flute music. If I have one more Stella Artois, I may have to go have sex with a soft melon immediately or I won't ever be able to get to sleep tonight. Rating: Boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 snowcap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 (edited) ahh fruck Edited October 14, 2005 by cj001f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Camilo Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 (edited) "Take 10 gallons of ale and a large cock, the older the better; parboil the cock, flay him, and stamp him in a stone mortar until his bones are broken (you must gut him when you flaw him). Then, put the cock into two quarts of sack, and put to it five pounds of raisins of the sun - stoned; some blades of mace, and a few cloves. Put all these into a canvas bag, and a little before you find the ale has been working, put the bag and ale together in vessel. In a week or nine days bottle it up, fill the bottle just above the neck and give it the same time to ripen as other ale." Edit: Sack is 16th century spanish white wine Cock ale Edited October 14, 2005 by cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 LOL thats FUCKING HILARIOUS, considering thats my employer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 You work for Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Well kind of, depending on your outlook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 You work for Jesus? Well kind of, depending on your outlook. My bowels are born again whenever I take his communion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 mead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 There's always enough wine when Jesus is around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 An online beer review site. A Tecate? Tecate I am unequivocally terrified after my first sip of Tecate. It tastes like water. It was made in Mexico. I am waiting for a puddle of warm shit to form in my pants at any moment. But surprisingly, there is no mess. Instead, it's just your relatively harmless, run-of-the mill, watery beer. Rating: Mexican. Is this why Hello Kitty is on the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 sometimes I feel like shitting too. I guess I wouldn't necesarily hold it against someone as a person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Jesus did, all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 There's always enough wine when Jesus is around... I love that about him. Way cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 An online beer review site. A Tecate? Tecate I am unequivocally terrified after my first sip of Tecate. It tastes like water. It was made in Mexico. I am waiting for a puddle of warm shit to form in my pants at any moment. But surprisingly, there is no mess. Instead, it's just your relatively harmless, run-of-the mill, watery beer. Rating: Mexican. Is this why Hello Kitty is on the toilet? This is confidential information, which cannot be revealed at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 An online beer review site. A Tecate? Tecate I am unequivocally terrified after my first sip of Tecate. It tastes like water. It was made in Mexico. I am waiting for a puddle of warm shit to form in my pants at any moment. But surprisingly, there is no mess. Instead, it's just your relatively harmless, run-of-the mill, watery beer. Rating: Mexican. Is this why Hello Kitty is on the toilet? This is confidential information, which cannot be revealed at this time. Stop fucking up the quote boxes. You are bugging the shit outta me. Stoopid pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 An online beer review site. A Tecate? Tecate I am unequivocally terrified after my first sip of Tecate. It tastes like water. It was made in Mexico. I am waiting for a puddle of warm shit to form in my pants at any moment. But surprisingly, there is no mess. Instead, it's just your relatively harmless, run-of-the mill, watery beer. Rating: Mexican. Is this why Hello Kitty is on the toilet? This is confidential information, which cannot be revealed at this time. Stop fucking up the quote boxes. You are forgetting to add another closed quote tag to match all the open quote tags. It is bugging the shit outta me. Stoopid pun intended. I can't HEAR you! And you can quote me on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I am not sure how I did it but I am heartfully sorry and will try to make it up to you any way I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Altough when you look at it as a whole it looks somewhat art decoish nes pas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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