Couloir Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Hey, I can appreciate a child. But this is just too many fucking kids! Arkansas no less...I bet they have trouble remembering their names: "including two sets of twins, and each child has a name beginning with the letter "J": Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; and Jackson Levi, 1." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 "We both just love children and we consider each a blessing from the Lord. I have asked Michelle if she wants more and she said yes, if the Lord wants to give us some she will accept them," he said. Apparently until the good Lord busts her uterus or dries up his cahones, then they're going to keep cranking them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Jinger, 11 "Jinger, gemme a beer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 How about JackOff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I wonder if she gives head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 How about JackOff. You'd think it would be preferable to more children, wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 That was my point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 How about JackOff. You'd think it would be preferable to more children, wouldn't you? Think? I know it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 That was my point Double entendre. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Damn! That looks like a MegaMullet on that woman! A whole new breed of mullet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Every sperm is sacred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I like how the kid in the red shirt sitting on the bed is mining for a zinger to commemorate this auspicious occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Oh, Rob... you slay me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 With that many mouths to feed, I'm surprised dad's around long enough to be involved in conception. Maybe they're all the postman's kids? I mean, look at all those blonde heads.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Jiminy! What's the bill like for a night out? Or the movies? Crikey, what about Christmas?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobinc Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 The paterfamilias' name is Jim Bob. 'nuf said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is sacred - Monty Python There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, There are Hindus and Mormons and then, There are those that follow Mohammed, But I've never been one of them... I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics, Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm... You don't have to be a six-footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on - You're a Catholic the moment dad came... because... Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine, God needs everybody's, Mine And mine And mine Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain, God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 bukkake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Crash Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Too bad contraception doesn't start with a "J:" they might have heard of it then. drC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 obviously god wants them to help with the population explosion. i appreciate them helping balance out for my lack of reproductive zeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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