EWolfe Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 let me try. I hiked to the boulders. I set down my gear. I smoked some crack and drank some cum, then I crushed some problems. My butt hurt from a night at Neighbors so I re-lubed it. I smoked some more crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkemp Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Um, BUTTLICK! Ha! hey, this seems to get easier... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 12, 2005 Author Share Posted September 12, 2005 nobgoblin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkemp Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 fargin' arsel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 12, 2005 Author Share Posted September 12, 2005 my feeling are hurt! MODERATORS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 almost as good as your dads dubious claim to a 5.7 FA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 almost as good as your dads dubious claim to a 5.7 FA. Your bait is unappealing. I ain't biting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 I do not write TR's, they are ghey. I think we can safely surmise my head has already been cracked. not all ropes are lame. some have pretty real colors. if you can send my proj, I will go away from here forever. but I will take my bike too. well shitz, i'd be willing to wager that i send your project before you send one of mine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 come on man! my wife won't let me kick the dog, throw the cat or pick on the kids. irreverent and antagonistic posting here is all I got! help a brutha out mang...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 I do not write TR's, they are ghey. I think we can safely surmise my head has already been cracked. not all ropes are lame. some have pretty real colors. if you can send my proj, I will go away from here forever. but I will take my bike too. well shitz, i'd be willing to wager that i send your project before you send one of mine... some killer 5.9 grid bolted test piece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 I'd guess that you're avatar was well-chosen, cuz you're takin' some Kix! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 oh hey, right. a real romper room mauling. somebody censor the vulgar brutes. my avatar is an orange bike. your post is pointless. your emoticons are ghey. good call on the bait thing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 you're on your way sport. include more details and you'll be up to 1000 words in no time. How did you butt itch? Which cheek? What kind of beer did you use? Bottles or cans? Ingredients on the tacos? Use any hot sauce? Finger injury...did it cause you to epic on your problem? what brand/model of pad would you recommend for the problem? how did it feel to "crush"? Did you have a sense of fear at anytime that you would fail, and if so, when you overcame this strife, did you have a sense of elation? what was your total approach time? chalk or no chalk? scrubbing or no scrubbing? were you wearing a beanie? pachouli? what brand of bouldering wear? what is your self image? wait. so you are advising fluff, fluff, fluff? now I'm confused. you said spray. didn't I mention the soft tacos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 I just shotcreted Mox Peaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 Right before the server went away today there was a reply in this thread by Peter Puget. Now it is gone. I had such a witty response, you guys would have been crapping your pants. But now...his post is gone. The post is still here in my head, waiting to be unleashed. Bring Peter Puget...you little beeyotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 you're on your way sport. include more details and you'll be up to 1000 words in no time. How did you butt itch? Which cheek? What kind of beer did you use? Bottles or cans? Ingredients on the tacos? Use any hot sauce? Finger injury...did it cause you to epic on your problem? what brand/model of pad would you recommend for the problem? how did it feel to "crush"? Did you have a sense of fear at anytime that you would fail, and if so, when you overcame this strife, did you have a sense of elation? what was your total approach time? chalk or no chalk? scrubbing or no scrubbing? were you wearing a beanie? pachouli? what brand of bouldering wear? what is your self image? wait. so you are advising fluff, fluff, fluff? now I'm confused. you said spray. didn't I mention the soft tacos? fucken amateur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Right before the server went away today there was a reply in this thread by Peter Puget. Now it is gone. I had such a witty response, you guys would have been crapping your pants. But now...his post is gone. The post is still here in my head, waiting to be unleashed. Bring Peter Puget...you little beeyotch. Oh! The angst of lost witty comeback! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 Sucka, it ain't lost. I got it right here...and it is good. Will spank that pathetic Peter Puget's behind and leave him crying in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 I do not write TR's, they are ghey. I think we can safely surmise my head has already been cracked. not all ropes are lame. some have pretty real colors. if you can send my proj, I will go away from here forever. but I will take my bike too. well shitz, i'd be willing to wager that i send your project before you send one of mine... some killer 5.9 grid bolted test piece? yeah...one of those...so you gotten your feet off the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 He has to get his feet of the ground to put them in his mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 yeah...one of those...so you gotten your feet off the ground? I;m sure this made you chuckle uncontrollably as you posted it, but it makes no sense to me. so now I;m feeling kind of excluded from all the fun intended to be at my expense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 well...let me explain... Dufus say: My butt itch Smartguy think: Hmmm...must be stuck on his v0-, moss ridden, slug-infested sit start, causing his over used fat ass to itch uncontrollably... Smartguy say: Did dufus get feet off ground yet? Dufus say: DUH... Any questions, dufus? --Smartguy Now wander off to your wittle pebbles so you can CRUSH them, you bad ass, you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 I shall. leaving now. climbing til dark. I'll leave you to your cube, hopefully you will spend the time wisely, perhaps addressing your questionable talent for writing humorous dialog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 then again, i probably won't... don't forget your maxi-pad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 A few good men and women are needed for spray. Lately, all that has been posted is fluff, fluff, and more fluff. We need more: political arguments Colorful and imaginative attacks Moronic ramblings (example shown here) to rally the troops to attack Climbing related spray In short, we need you to fill in the blanks and make Spray good again. If you have a complaint, then don't just stand there, do something. If you're not a part of the solution, then you're a part of the problem. If you're not with us, you're against us. Its time to stand up in your cubicle and yell, I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore! I am responding to your calling. I am trying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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