layton Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 Dear God, forgive me for this! I'm drinkin' some Jim Beam to take the edge of my shitty failed attempt off a route I've wanted to solo for a while that I'd rather not name, and for reasons I won't bother to divulge (because I suck) before I pass out. (thus the time). Got it? Anyway, I predicted it. I told everyone to be careful in my last topic. Now the price has been paid. I MURDERED a deer with the life snuffing deer smacker that is welded to the front of my truck. I didn't see it coming, and I feel like crap (one of the reasons for bailing. It felt like I just killed the mountain spririt -something one shouldn't do before a solo). Anyway, avy danger should be fine now, just get outta my fucking way when I'm driving! [ 06-11-2002, 03:01 AM: Message edited by: michael_layton ] Quote
erik Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 mike, don't look at your kill like that. think that you are allowing the deer's spirit to be released from its earthly bounds and have allowed to it run to the great forrest in the sky, all the while you get to eat it's dead carcass..... then again it seems you were driving your car and what not, so maybe the earth mother goddess will frown upon your actions as a consumer and you may just pay the wrath of the earth mother goddess at any given time....aren't you lookin for a partner right now???? [ 06-11-2002, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: erik ] Quote
sk Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 All creatures have a purpose. Perhaps this one offered it's self to you as a spirit guide. Grieve, but learn the lesson of the deer Quote
dberdinka Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by michael_layton: I'm drinkin' some Jim Beam to take the edge of my shitty failed attempt off a route I've wanted to solo for a while that I'd rather not name, and for reasons I won't bother to divulge (because I suck) before I pass out. Mike, you are the Mark Twight of CC.com. Take it easy on yourself brother. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 http://salon.com/mwt/sust/2002/06/11/nuge/index.html Quote
Necronomicon Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: Mike, you are the Mark Twight of CC.com. Take it easy on yourself brother. Don't make it worse! You're only feeding the beast... Mike deserves any self-humiliation he heaps on himself. I have gripped the "Oh Jesus" handle more than once with him at the wheel. He hath smote the Mountain Spirit!!! The prophesies are true!! The fearless lunatic-child has killed the Mountain Spirit!! We will all pay for his transgression!! Burn your gear!!! Burn!! (Notice how he withholds his objective? What's that all about?) Quote
erik Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: (Notice how he withholds his objective? What's that all about?) MUST BE BECUZ IT IS SMALL AND HE FEELS INADEQUATE HAHAHAH Quote
Greg_W Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 I'm no lawyer, but I think "murder" assumes there was intent. Not sure, but at one time big game roadkill taken quickly enough was forwarded to food banks or homeless shelters. So, actually, you helped feed a family less fortunate than yourself...good job Good Samaritan. Greg [ 06-11-2002, 10:59 AM: Message edited by: Greg W ] Quote
Necronomicon Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: MUST BE BECUZ IT IS SMALL AND HE FEELS INADEQUATE Maybe it's because he doesn't want tools like you having a chance to put in their two cents? What do you think, Mr. 2000 posts? Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 It musta been da toof. If anyone can solo that they will be my hero Quote
erik Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: quote: MUST BE BECUZ IT IS SMALL AND HE FEELS INADEQUATE Maybe it's because he doesn't want tools like you having a chance to put in their two cents? What do you think, Mr. 2000 posts? maybe..... but who really cares....i know i dont....truthfully all i hope is that everyone gets out and climbs alot...what you climb affects me none, i know what i want to climb and thats it..... and i am not at 2000 yet. and yes i do have a comment for everyhing..... and as for one person's hero worshipping and embracing anothers attitude and style, surely leaves one with little personalitty or thoughts of their own...what do you think mr dead person?? Quote
mikeadam Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 The Tooth is a fine alpine climb of character deserving of it's reputation. Quote
rock-ice Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: I'm no lawyer, but I think "murder" assumes there was intent. Man-slaughter is murder without any intent. My advic to Michael Layton is to watchout for a gang of large does next time he's in the area. Quote
Necronomicon Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: what do you think mr dead person?? I'm not dead yet, but I'll keep trying. I have small feet, so my boots won't fit. Sorry. Quote
layton Posted June 11, 2002 Author Posted June 11, 2002 Fight Fight Fight Fight! Dude, 56 posts!!!!!! You will become what you hate. Just like your father. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: This is my last post. Under this name or what Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: This is it. Uhuh Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 11, 2002 Posted June 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: I'll never be like you. Yep Quote
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