Dru Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Man rollerblades up Ben Nevis because son developed schizophrenia after heavy pot smoking: link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 My eyes hurt after reading that story and I can't wait to have a pint of Guinness in an hour or so's time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 That's news to me that cannabis causes schitzophrenia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 That's news to me that cannabis causes schitzophrenia. It's just a lie that my enemies made up. Wearing a tinfoli hat will stop them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 pfff. I mean puffff. whats that noise? do you hear the voices? join me in singing along. me too! damn rollerbladers. Alec Guinness puffed. theres that noise again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdietsch Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Stephen Hammond began smoking cannabis when he was 17 and by the time he was 20 he was smoking up to 10 joints a night at weekends. must be some pretty bogus herb if it takes 10 to do the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 they were real pinner dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 wheelchair weed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ...potential link between cannabis and mental illness. Coincidence??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 they were real pinner dude Archenemy = dude No girl would ever say it that way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 must run if the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I've climbed Ben Nevis and the punter route on the west and northwest sides is a wide-ass trail; but I know it wasn't smooth. Rollerblading up it would look kind of funny over the sometimes rocky surface. But whatever floats your boat or rolls your wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 they were real pinner dude Archenemy = dude No girl would ever say it that way... My experience differs; as does hers from any female you've known or read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 must run if the family. This is a fragment. Please complete the sentence. I am dying of curiousity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 must run if the family. This is a fragment. Please complete the sentence. I am dying of curiousity. It must be your computer, Arch. I got the whole thing & it was pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Maybe I wore out my refresh button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 The middle part was a refreshing commentary on punctuation as it was used in the Middle Ages, juxtaposed against the modern Internet Bulletin Board (not the Stone Age one). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Maybe I wore out my refresh button. Don't play with it for a few days, it'll heal. In the future, use a lubricant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 the voice of the experienced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 He then began having auditory hallucinations in which he heard intrusive voices Put the pipe down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 VANCOUVER/CKNW(AM980) - Vancouver city police officers will be talking about this call for a while. Officers responding to a shots fired call last evening on Grant Street near Victoria, arrested a man carrying a sawed-off shotgun and a bag of pot. When they searched the house, inside a closet they found....an alligator. No word on why the man was keeping an alligator. It's good to know that the alligator is now out of the closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Maybe I wore out my refresh button. You cannot make another search at this time. Please try again in a few minutes. You cannot make another search at this time. Please try again in a few minutes. You cannot make another search at this time. Please try again in a few minutes. You cannot make another search at this time. Please try again in a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 1, 2005 Author Share Posted September 1, 2005 vagina dentata for real: the rapex anti-rape device Rapex to the Rescue Women wishing to ward off sexual assailants can look forward to a new form of protection: the Rapex condom. The anti-rape device, created by South African inventor Sonette Ehlers, is made of latex and is held firm by shafts of sharp barbs. The condom is inserted into a woman's vagina like a tampon; during penetration, the condom's burr-like teeth clamp down on the tip of the rapist's erect penis. To remove the device, the man must undergo surgery, which will alert hospital staff (and probably the police). "Nothing has ever been done to help a woman so she does not get raped, and I thought it was high time," said Ehlers. Critics caution the device could possibly escalate violent sexual assaults, and some lambaste the Rapex for being too barbaric. I bet it's great for getting rid of a boyfriend you;'re bored of too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 When I was a kid, the other boys in the playground told me those gurlie privates had teeth in 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 1, 2005 Author Share Posted September 1, 2005 Don't forget, and scratch that itch ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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