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We at team Mistress Moderator Minx or Team MMM for short decided conditions were ripe today for a speed moderation attempt. Temperatures are moderate, lunch hour had arrived and the spray conditions were favorable for a moderation attempt.

 

we were skeptical of our ability to topple the previous record of 0.45miliseconds for quickest moderation (held by at least 4 other moderators) so we chose to pursue a different speed record. we embarked on our goal of achieving the moderate speed moderation record.

 

many objective hazards were encountered during our attempt. during the first segment of the moderation attempt, we were thwarted by an unprovoked conversation with a boss and an urgent request for information from another colleague. the moderation conditions seemed to decline during a short run at lunch. although disheartened by these events, the team rallied after refueling on the leftovers from a catered meeting of the senior executives.

 

we did not achieve our stated goal of "about" an hour, the moderate moderation was completed in 1:46 according to the cc.com clock. however i was unable to find a 5 year old or a cockatiel to independently verify this time.

 

Team MMM considers this to be the biggest event in spray moderation this month and expects appropriate unwarranted accolades. Upon completion of this highly simple route, one member of team MMM was heard to say "it was slow, but it's better that way". another member of MMM remarked, "that this attempt was done in the true style and spirit of spray, much time was wasted in pointless, off task pursuits."

 

 

gear notes: one mouse and too much time.

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