minx Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 We at team Mistress Moderator Minx or Team MMM for short decided conditions were ripe today for a speed moderation attempt. Temperatures are moderate, lunch hour had arrived and the spray conditions were favorable for a moderation attempt. we were skeptical of our ability to topple the previous record of 0.45miliseconds for quickest moderation (held by at least 4 other moderators) so we chose to pursue a different speed record. we embarked on our goal of achieving the moderate speed moderation record. many objective hazards were encountered during our attempt. during the first segment of the moderation attempt, we were thwarted by an unprovoked conversation with a boss and an urgent request for information from another colleague. the moderation conditions seemed to decline during a short run at lunch. although disheartened by these events, the team rallied after refueling on the leftovers from a catered meeting of the senior executives. we did not achieve our stated goal of "about" an hour, the moderate moderation was completed in 1:46 according to the cc.com clock. however i was unable to find a 5 year old or a cockatiel to independently verify this time. Team MMM considers this to be the biggest event in spray moderation this month and expects appropriate unwarranted accolades. Upon completion of this highly simple route, one member of team MMM was heard to say "it was slow, but it's better that way". another member of MMM remarked, "that this attempt was done in the true style and spirit of spray, much time was wasted in pointless, off task pursuits." gear notes: one mouse and too much time. Quote
olyclimber Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 that was the most inane trip report ever. thanks. Quote
catbirdseat Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 It must be really boring in the Super Secret Moderators Forum these days. Quote
minx Posted August 23, 2005 Author Posted August 23, 2005 that was the most inane trip report ever. thanks. SUCCESS!!!! Quote
minx Posted August 23, 2005 Author Posted August 23, 2005 It must be really boring in the Super Secret Moderators Forum these days. wouldn't you like to know! Quote
Dru Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Hell-O! An altimeter can be set to read WHATEVER ELEVATION YOU WANT IT TO READ!!!!!!!!! Quote
Roger Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Hell-O! An altimeter can be set to read WHATEVER ELEVATION YOU WANT IT TO READ!!!!!!!!! no one believes you unless it's in bold Quote
youngprofessor Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 i've sworn off wearing faux furs...but this minxy is betta than the real thing. grrrrrrrr...... Quote
EWolfe Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Well, they DO say "everything in moderation"... Quote
Off_White Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 i've sworn off wearing faux furs...but this minxy is betta than the real thing. grrrrrrrr...... Wait a minute, does this mean she shaves, but wears a merkin? Quote
Dru Posted August 24, 2005 Posted August 24, 2005 minx is supposedly the most desirable fur for a muff Quote
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