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Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel

Put your left leg down - your right leg up

Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup

M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can

Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us

Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.

Double R. foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

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all I can say is my life is pretty plain,

i like watching the puddles gather rain.

all i can do, is just pour some tea for 2,

but you don't like my point of view cause i'm insane.

its not sane, im not saa-ane.

and i don't understand why i slee-ep all day and i start to complain when there's no rain....

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She's an old-time ambassador

Of sweet talking, night walking games

And she's known in the darkest clubs

For pushing ahead of the dames

If she says she can do it

Then she can do it,

she don't make false claims

But she's a Queen,

and such are queens

That your laughter

is sucked in their brains

Now she's leading him on

And she'll lay him right down

But it could have been me

Yes, it could have been me

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Climb every mountain, search high and low

Follow every byway, every path you know.

Climb every mountain, ford every stream,

Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream!

 

A dream that will need

all the love you can give,

Every day of your life

for as long as you live.

 

Climb every mountain, ford every stream,

Follow every rainbow, till you find your dream!

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Why are there so many songs about rainbows

And what's on the other side?

Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,

And rainbows have nothing to hide.

So we've been told and some choose to believe it

I know they're wrong, wait and see.

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,

The lovers, the dreamers and me.

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Please stop! Musicals! GAH! wazzup.gif

All a nigga really need is a lil bit,

not a lot baby girl just a lil bit..

we can head to the crib in a lil bit..

I can show you how I live in a lil bit,

I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit,

take 'em off pull em down just a lil bit,

get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit...

get to licking.. in a lil bit...

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I have confidence in sunshine

I have confidence in rain

I have confidence that spring will come again

Besides which you see I have confidence in me

 

Strength doesn't lie in numbers

Strength doesn't lie in wealth

Strength lies in nights of peaceful slumbers

When you wake up -- Wake Up!

 

It tells me all I trust I lead my heart to

All I trust becomes my own

I have confidence in confidence alone...

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

 

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

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Baby's on fire

Better throw her in the water

Look at her laughing

Like a heifer to the slaughter

Baby's on fire

And all the laughing boys are bitching

Waiting for photos

Oh the plot is so bewitching.

 

 

Rescuers row row

Do your best to change the subject

Blow the wind blow blow

Lend some assistance to the object

Photographers snip snap

Take your time she's only burning

This kind of experience

Is necessary for her learning

If you'll be my flotsam

I could be half the man i used to

They said you were hot stuff

And that's what baby's been reduced to.

 

 

Juanita and juan

Very clever with maracas

Making their fortunes

Selling second-hand tobaccos

Juan dances at chico's

And when the clients are evicted

He empties the ashtrays

And pockets all that he's collected

But baby's on fire!

And all the instruments agree that

Her temperatures rising

But any idiot would know that.

 

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