Dru Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Yeah, I know what you mean, the other day I went into Starbucks, and they were out of maple nut scones, so I had to get a pumpkin scone instead. Whew! Livin on the edge man, the fuckin' EDGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 At one time, I became so murderous I held a gun to my head while shaving to keep from cutting my own throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 And what was the outcome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Dru  Dude you missed the , must not be smoking the gubment weed, you into the BC bud again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Fuck! That WAS close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I went cragging once and almost forgot the beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I almost decided to go to Vantage once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Sketchy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Upon reaching the base of the climb, we discovered the bud was still at our last stop. While walking over to the edge to assess how long it would take to retrieve it, we stumbled upon a film canister probably dropped from on high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 At one time, I became so murderous I held a gun to my head while shaving to keep from cutting my own throat.And what was the outcome? Â I slashed the wrist of the hand that was holding the gun, killing both hostage and gunman. Â ...and so I quit the police department and got myself a steady job. And though she thought she knew the answer, she could steal, but she could not rob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
espirita Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 At one time, I became so murderous I held a gun to my head while shaving to keep from cutting my own throat.And what was the outcome? Â I slashed the wrist of the hand that was holding the gun, killing both hostage and gunman. Â ...and so I quit the police department and got myself a steady job. And though she thought she knew the answer, she could steal, but she could not rob. Â Didn't anybody tell her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Then I grew up to be a fireman Put out every fire around Put out anything smokin But when I put the hose down The judge sent me to prison And gave me life without parole Wish I never put the hose down Wish I never got old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Sunday's on the phone to Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
espirita Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Tuesday's on the phone to me OH YEAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I slopped at the corner on cold chow mein and shot billards with a midget until the rain stopped and I bought a long sleeved shirt with horses on the front and some gum and a lighter and a knife and a new deck of cards (with girls on the back) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle_Tricky Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Never play Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraken Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I heard a story about these two guys high on PCP who decided to play russian roulette with a shot gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 That's a cool story. Tell it again, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 13, 2005 Author Share Posted July 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraken Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 That's a cool story. Tell it again, Â I heard a story about these two guys high on PCP who decided to play russian roulette with a shot gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I heard a story about these two Russian guys who shotgunned PCP and tried to play roulette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I think I played with Rollete once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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