Close Calls

[Dru]

Yeah, I know what you mean, the other day I went into Starbucks, and they were out of maple nut scones, so I had to get a pumpkin scone instead. Whew! Livin on the edge man, the fuckin' EDGE!

[Dechristo]

At one time, I became so murderous I held a gun to my head while shaving to keep from cutting my own throat.

[archenemy]

And what was the outcome?

[Ducknut]

Dru

 

Dude you missed the , must not be smoking the gubment weed, you into the BC bud again?

[Dru]

Fuck! That WAS close!

[specialed]

I went cragging once and almost forgot the beer.

[Cobra_Commander]

I almost decided to go to Vantage once.

[specialed]

Sketchy!!!

[Bug]

Upon reaching the base of the climb, we discovered the bud was still at our last stop. While walking over to the edge to assess how long it would take to retrieve it, we stumbled upon a film canister probably dropped from on high.

[Dechristo]

At one time, I became so murderous I held a gun to my head while shaving to keep from cutting my own throat.

And what was the outcome?

 

I slashed the wrist of the hand that was holding the gun, killing both hostage and gunman.

 

...and so I quit the police department

and got myself a steady job.

And though she thought she knew the answer,

she could steal, but she could not rob.

[espirita]

At one time, I became so murderous I held a gun to my head while shaving to keep from cutting my own throat.

And what was the outcome?

 

I slashed the wrist of the hand that was holding the gun, killing both hostage and gunman.

 

...and so I quit the police department

and got myself a steady job.

And though she thought she knew the answer,

she could steal, but she could not rob.

 

Didn't anybody tell her?

[Dru]

Then I grew up to be a fireman

Put out every fire around

Put out anything smokin

But when I put the hose down

The judge sent me to prison

And gave me life without parole

Wish I never put the hose down

Wish I never got old.

[Dechristo]

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

[espirita]

Tuesday's on the phone to me OH YEAH

[Dru]

I slopped at the corner on cold chow mein

and shot billards with a midget

until the rain stopped

and I bought a long sleeved shirt

with horses on the front

and some gum and a lighter and a knife

and a new deck of cards (with girls on the back)

[Uncle_Tricky]

Never play Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.

[Kraken]

I heard a story about these two guys high on PCP who decided to play russian roulette with a shot gun.

[specialed]

That's a cool story. Tell it again,

[EWolfe]

[Kraken]

That's a cool story. Tell it again,

 

I heard a story about these two guys high on PCP who decided to play russian roulette with a shot gun.

[specialed]

[Dru]

I heard a story about these two Russian guys who shotgunned PCP and tried to play roulette.

[specialed]

I think I played with Rollete once.