Roger Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 v. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nalo Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 You idiots! Don't you know that sharks and bears are "nature's best friends"? Â I mean, space ghost did make a flippin documentary about it! Â "Why do sharks explode? This is because sometimes their brains and sexual organs are made out of M-80's. Sometimes, to attract mates, a shark will explode. And sometimes they explode just to attract giant killer bees." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Trask vs Gollum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 You mean Trask trying to sodomize Gollum and Gollum trying to fend him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 If by "Gollum" you mean "RuMR," and by "trying to fend him off" you mean "eagerly reaching for the Astroglide," then yeah, probably so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Very unfortunately that scenario crossed my mind except it involved you and Cobra Commander. Defitly made me wretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 here's a little SAT question for you  specialed is to gollum as: a) siegfreid is to roy b) mortar is to pestel c) michael jackson is to preschool recess d) f'ing all of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Alternates: Â Mortise is to Tenon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Transformers vs. GI Joe! Â Transformers are giant robots with fucking lasers and shit. They'd totally whup G.I. Joe ass. Plus if you got the Insectacons in on that motherfucker it would be all over. Â However the contructacons are mercenaries, and considering that GI-joe has govenment backing, they might enlist the constructacons to do some dirty work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 you are overlooking the dinobots. a constructicon transforms into what, a dumptruck? Intimidating! With the dinobots you get a rabid flesh-eating dinosaur. Hmm, let's see...dumptruck or a robotic iSaurus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 I considered the Dinobots, however Grimlock is an opportunist and would likely seize the opportunity to desplace Optimus Prime's leadership role. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Transformers vs. GI Joe! Â Transformers are giant robots with fucking lasers and shit. They'd totally whup G.I. Joe ass. Plus if you got the Insectacons in on that motherfucker it would be all over. Â However the contructacons are mercenaries, and considering that GI-joe has govenment backing, they might enlist the constructacons to do some dirty work. Â I hear the Constructacons are currently embroiled in a contentious lawsuit over a contract dispute regarding a home building project they did for a hedge fund manager from Vegas. So they might not be out of the picture until that whole thing pans out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 How is it that this is not a 5 star thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 cause you posted to it BWAHAHAHA Â Regarding the Constructicons: I totally agree unionized labor can be a pain, and that one guy who turns into a backhoe (I believe he is the right arm of Devastator?) is always bitching about RSI, threatening to sue. They are also decked out in a pansy neon green which pretty much negates any usefulness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Â G-force vs. Jem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 quit changing the subject with your fairy cartoons, we're talking serious robot vs. soldier shit here. almost as bad as dru this guy is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 So Mighty Orbots vs. Gobots then? Probably Gobots cause Tonka held the copyright and Orbots infringed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Gobots = richard simmons of transformers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 how about strawberry shortcake on meth vs. the carebears on a 12hr crack binge? Â I say shortcake in the 5th when the carebears start tweaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 What about A bear holding up a shark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 an improbable scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Where is care-a-lot  "Wherever good feelings are nurtured and shared! Care-a-lot is where the Care Bears live. It's a star-speckled, rainbow-trimmed, cotton candy, cloud world that's as brightly beautiful as a summer sunset and as snug and loving as a mother's hug. Care-a-lot is a child's weightless wonderland—a "positively anything's possible" kind of place and a perfect playland. In the heart of Care-a-lot is Care-a-lot Castle, where the Care Bears gather to help others. It's home to the "Hall of the Heart", a beautiful gallery where the Care Bears meet around a heart-shaped table.   Where's Care-a-lot? It's here, it's there, it's everywhere there are hearts that love and those who care!"  Like the carebears would ever leave such a wonderful place just to fight Strawberry Shortcake. PS, I think strawberry shortcake could probably take all of the Gobots combined. Gobots are about the worst thing ever (although I still watched there show to satisfy my cartoon addiction when the only alternative was Jem and the Holograms) Speaking of which, Jem vs. She-ra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 wait, let me clear the vomit from my keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Speaking of which, Jem vs. She-ra? Â who'd win in a fight or who's hotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Which is more likely to go out with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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