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I hear eating Luna bars will make your tits grow.

 

What they really need is a "STFU can't you see I'm watching SportsCenter" Gum.

 

i'm confused jon. i didn't know you and dave shultz lived together. maybe you just need task Dave not interrupt sports center confused.gif

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Maybe if Dave didn't eat so many of those little purple pills your company makes, Minx, Dave wouldn't be interrupting Jon's television watching so often.

 

come on, YOU know those pills aren't purple. besides the goal of my company is to enrich the lives of millions of men around the world. besides, dave chewed all that gum just for jon. he should show a little appreciation and turn off the TV once in a while.

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Dave thinks that standing in front of the TV is going to make me change the channel to "Extreme Tydie" on the Ocho, it's right after Dodgeball.

 

jon- you're not being very thenthitive to dave's needs. it's a cry for help. he doesn't really want to watch Extreme Tydie. He's too embarrassed to admit that he wants to watch "Queer Eye for the Boobs Guy" on the Oxygen network.

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