pope Posted February 7, 2005 Posted February 7, 2005 Straight out of the gym? Read the instructions on the Gri-Gri carefully before use. Quote
pope Posted February 7, 2005 Author Posted February 7, 2005 Chicks dig sport climbers. Be prepared to fight them off. Quote
pope Posted February 7, 2005 Author Posted February 7, 2005 The New Millenium: super models on Everest, prepubescents crank 5.14, and I'm clippin' bolts and feelin' like Fabio. HOTCHA! Quote
pope Posted February 7, 2005 Author Posted February 7, 2005 Never mistake Tinky Winky's head for a bolt hanger. You'll find his foot lodged where the sun don't shine. Quote
pope Posted February 7, 2005 Author Posted February 7, 2005 Sport climbing changed our lives forever. We're now more sensitive and introspective than ever before. When we don't have to worry about placing pro, we've found more time for sharing those special moments over a soy latté. "Three squirts of vanilla please!" Quote
pope Posted February 7, 2005 Author Posted February 7, 2005 If you clip them bolts, you might be seeing me. IF YOU PLACE THEM BOLTS, YOU DEFINITELY BE SEEIN' ME! Quote
pope Posted February 7, 2005 Author Posted February 7, 2005 We get sweaty just thinking about Exit 38. Wanna carpool? Waiting for your call! You grab the quick draws! Quote
pope Posted February 11, 2005 Author Posted February 11, 2005 Clip too many bolts and you might just CRAP YOUR PANTS next time you have to place a nut. Quote
chirp Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 Umm, what exactly is your point? BTW the guy in the UC shirt is kinda cute! Quote
Ducknut Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 Thank god for Pope. Hmmm, or is that Thank Pope for God? Anyway, you gotta love a guy with principles. Chirp, you need a secret decoder ring? I think he is saying old fat old guys clip bolts and think they are cool. Quote
chirp Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 Oh and thats three "PUMPS" of vanilla FYI PUHLEESE, so it says in my training manual. Quote
RuMR Posted March 2, 2005 Posted March 2, 2005 i see you and don are perusing your family albums again... Kinda warms my heart you know...you two old fags go way back don'tch? Quote
specialed Posted March 2, 2005 Posted March 2, 2005 Apparantly they had some wild times with each other back in the day. Quote
RuMR Posted March 2, 2005 Posted March 2, 2005 I think they still have, errrr, ummm "wild times"! Quote
AlpineK Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 That Pope he's a real wild one; nudge, nudge, wink, wink, you know what I mean... Quote
foolscongress Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 pope, i hope you die soon. and i really mean that. i hope it's painful, but i'd be willing to trade the suffering for your death occurring before summer. Quote
pope Posted March 3, 2005 Author Posted March 3, 2005 Your implied threat has been noted and shared. Quote
Off_White Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 Fool, you wish for death for someone because you don't like their opinion on sport climbing? That's seriously fucked up, you're a real asshole. Quote
foolscongress Posted March 3, 2005 Posted March 3, 2005 yes, that's probably true. it's not the opinion, but the obsessive need for attention. Quote
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