Greg_W Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Trask has recently contacted me with a heartfelt request. You see, Trask would like to attend the Fall Rope-Up in Leavenworth in October. The problem is that in order to leave the Puget Sound Area he must receive written permission from his parole officer, his case worker, and the local Farm Bureau (Bestiality Investigation Unit). In order to get permission, he has asked that I write a letter of recommendation to each of these agencies expounding on his good citizenship of late. The more letters that can be submitted, the better Trask's chances of being able to attend. Texplorer has already graciously put the full force of the Snafflehound Rescue Agency behind this effort; Trask has done extensive volunteer work for Tex this year. Any and all help will be greatly appreciated in the mammoth effort to bring some happiness to a lonely and confused former goat- and chicken-f'er Greg W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 I duke on you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: I duke on you all. This is exactly the sort of behaviour the Doctor was referring to. For shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 What many of you may not understand is that Trask has undergone a rigorous "clockwork orange" type rehab process. When he says or types a message having to do with lude behavior he feels an intense pain to his groin area much the same as a swift kick to the region. Since his graduation from the program a week ago things have been hard for him. After rolling around for 3 days on the floor in what appeared to be extreme pain he used the sharp edge of a CD to castrate himself. Little did he know that his pain comes from programming in his brain that occurs whether he has testicles or not. Please, Trask needs your help. Every time you see one of his snide posts just think of the pain he is enduring to maintain his status as "forum perv" on this site. Please do not taunt him. He is in a very sensitive time right now. Tex, Snafflehound Rescue Agency Chairman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 NO WAY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Have you no respect for human life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted October 1, 2002 Author Share Posted October 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: Have you no respect for human life? As you may, or may not, know humans are not in danger when Trask has one of his "episodes." I would advise that AA & Mr. Natural leave their dogs at home to avoid any trauma to the dogs and/or a relapse by Trask. Trask is currently medicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Congratulations Greg, you just made my list. Watch your six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 I think my dog could take Trask unless he was carrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 quote: As you may, or may not, know humans are not in danger when Trask has one of his "episodes." I would advise that AA & Mr. Natural leave their dogs at home to avoid any trauma to the dogs and/or a relapse by Trask. Trask is currently medicated. Sadie and Marvin would sick Trask's balls in a second! Do we need to add "dog f*%ker" to your title Trask? j/k trasky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted October 1, 2002 Author Share Posted October 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Mr. Natural: I think my dog could take Trask unless he was carrying. Trask has been known to dope Milk-bones with Rohypnol, so watch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 30 September, 2002 To whom it may concern, It is the opinion of Dr. Flash Amazing that the individual known as "Trask" is of dubious mental stability and of questionable value to society. Trask exhibits an unhealthy obsession with the pornographic (and not limited to that involving humans, may the Doctor add) and the scatalogical. His frequent tourettic outbursts, coupled with numerous equally sporadic incidences of feces-throwing and spontaneous ejaculation make him an obvious threat to the public, a probable disease vector for an unknown quantity of microorganisms, and outright illegal in 27 US states, including Canada. In closing, the Doctor recommends a heavily regimented program of sedation, solitary confinement, and water colors for an open-ended period, until Trask begins to show signs of stability. Sincerely, Dr. Flash Amazing, MD, PC, DDS, DA, DNM, PhD, PE President & CEO, AmazingCo, Inc. [ 09-30-2002, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 fine penmanship DFA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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