Climbing Editor chops anchor bolts

[richard_noggin]

Climbing mag editor Johnathan Thesenga chops bolts on 4 pitch slab at Hells Gate Colorado.

Found it on rec climbing and rockclimbing .com

I just found it but than again I am not much of a cyber tweaker, the spray began at the begining of sept.

My thinking is some bolts should be choped but if your going to chop you should have enought ballz to stand up for what you think is right, If you sneek around the climbing communitys back you have SBD ( shrinking ball disease )

[gapertimmy]

what??? no spray war about bolt chopping? what's going on here? I leave the site for like 2 hours and people don't foooken spray anymore?

[iain]

can it scott'teryx.

[allthumbs]

This site sux. The pussies on this site suck. Is this a rough, tough mountain community or just a bunch of kiss ass church going pussy, mountie wanns-bes. I think you're all dirt bags and can kiss my sweet ass. Eat shit and die and shove your bolts up your ass. Sport climbers have taken over and they should be shot, skinned and neutered.

 

I hate you all, trask

[gapertimmy]

now thats more like it chicken f'er... i was begining to think folks were getting soft on me

[allthumbs]

Shut the fuck up Timmy, you pussy-whipped shitbag, and go do some work or something. I don't want to see you back until you have something constructive to say. Prick!

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

quote:

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Originally posted by trask:

This site sux. The pussies on this site suck. Is this a rough, tough mountain community or just a bunch of kiss ass church going pussy, mountie wanns-bes. I think you're all dirt bags and can kiss my sweet ass. Eat shit and die and shove your bolts up your ass. Sport climbers have taken over and they should be shot, skinned and neutered.

 

I hate you all, trask

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Jeez, trask, blue balls this early in the morning?

[Mr._Natural]

I can see trask tryin to catch is favorite chicken just like that scene in Rocky. They're quick huh trask?

[richard_noggin]

I know I couldn't beleave it up a hole day and no responce what up the rock cops lost their ticket book? The sporto's day glow lycra at the cleaners?

The real reason I posted it was in hopes the major surfers would sift through all the spray and I could cut to the chase and get all the beta

I really didn't want to start another endless bolt topic , Like Dragnet dude ( just the facts )

[allthumbs]

You're a troublemaking sack o' shit. Just admit it and set yourself free.

[Peter_Puget]

Ya and then the ole' muckraker says I give him aggravation by writing a serious response to his bolting comments!

[richard_noggin]

quote:

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Originally posted by Peter Puget:

Ya and then the ole' muckraker says I give him aggravation by writing a serious response to his bolting comments!

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It's like being a crack head I don't want'a do it but I do it anyway than I hate myself.

How bout you PP ever stir up s$#% you wish you would have left alone ?

[Peter_Puget]

Don't hate yourself! Just repeat: I'm OK, Your Ok ten times each morning.

 

Do I regret stirring up shit? Online? Hell yes.

[Fence_Sitter]

repeat after me...you suck balls....you suck balls....

[Guest]

PP what the fuck do you think on line sites like this are for? Serious shit? Hell no! If anone out there actually takes this shit seriously, well hell trask and I will have to get sisu and the other gun slingers out there to start shooting, skinning and eating long pig.

[RopeGunHooker]

Dude, mello out this early in the AM. Smoke some BC weeeeeeeeed and have a latte'.

[allthumbs]

Officespaced is right. I take nuttin on the internet serious. It's all bullshit-it's all good! Mornin' peckerheads

 

[ 09-26-2002, 08:31 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

[Dru]

Isnt a "peckerhead" one of those Pika beak pitons with a soft copper tip?

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Cerca, porque no cigarro, ese.

 

 

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[Dru]

You are a sport climber so I guess you dont get the joke - peckerhead = hybrid of BD pecker type beak piton, and malleable copperhead. They gadet I wasd referring to is actually called the Mallard, I think. A beak piton with a beak shaped like an RP and made out of brass.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Bah! Dr. Flash Amazing knows about more types of climbing than just sportism, despite not participating in them. He just didn't get your joke, period. Probably because it was lame and from Canada.

[Dru]

Probably cause your tight Lycra was cutting off blood flow to your balls and it is hard to laugh when you are in pain.

[Guest]

On a tour of Wisconsin, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to

visit Lake Superior on an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Popemobile

was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous

commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and

upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man, Dr Flash Amazing,wearing a Viking football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself

from the jaws of a 12 foot sturgeon.

 

At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Packer football

jerseys roared into view from around the point. Spontaneously, one of the

men took aim and fired a harpoon into the sturgeon' ribs, immobilizing it

instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Dr. Flash Amazing from

the water and then, using long clubs, beat the fish to death. They bundled

the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead sturgeon

and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from

the shore.

 

It was the Pope and he summoned them to the beach.

 

After they reached shore, the Pope went into raptures about the rescue and

said, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that

there were some bitter hatred between Packer fans and Viking fans,but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can

see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and

could serve as a model on which other people could follow". He blessed

them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.

 

As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?"

"That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope.

He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom.

 

"Well," the harpooner replied, "he knows nothing about Sturgeon fishing.

How is the bait holding up or do we need to get another one?"

[Scott_J]

Office Space that is a good story. I like it. Too bad a new Vince couldn't magically show up to regroup and bring the Pack back. But alas, I think the Pack is like all the Seattle teams...they choke when the going gets tough.