dberdinka Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Man confuses own penis for chickens neck, dog eats it BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. Quote
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Ok, so what's the thought process that went on here? Let's re-create the scene. "Penis? Chicken? Penis? Chicken? Hmmm..." Thwack! "Nope, not chicken." ... "Bad dog! Drop it! No! No!" Quote
chucK Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Makes no sense at all. Either it's a completely made-up newsstory, or the story the man told is bogus, covering something up. Gives new meaning to that age-old excuse, "the dog ate it". Quote
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 wow, moderator in the hizzouse! this thread just lost about 4 posts. Quote
chucK Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 REally Iain! I thought you were more attentive than that! push Quote
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 ah, my mistake I should have checked for duplicate penis-eating dog threads Quote
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 please consult the other penis/dog thread before making further jokes, as most of the comedic bases have already been covered. Quote
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 well, what a way to challenge the pecking order. Quote
klenke Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Somewhere in Bucharest there's a chicken on the other side of the road laughing his feathered ass off. Quote
Alpinfox Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 I wonder if the chickens were cocks or pullets? Quote
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 whoever said you couldn't teach new tricks to an old dog ... Quote
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 gives new meaning to those annoying "sausage dogs" Quote
klenke Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 whoever said you couldn't teach new tricks to an old dog ... Yeah that dog 'turned a trick' all right. And no illicit fee for the deed either. Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Aw, that's just another cock and bull terrier story! Quote
billcoe Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Hmmmm, was that measure twice cut once? Hmmm, no, must be measure once cut twice..........slice...ouch....Mother F ! WTF? Quote
Dru Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 One day "I thought it was a chicken neck" will be remembered fondly along with "No, it's just ice cream" as non sequiters of distinction. Quote
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