dberdinka Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Man confuses own penis for chickens neck, dog eats it BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Ok, so what's the thought process that went on here? Let's re-create the scene. "Penis? Chicken? Penis? Chicken? Hmmm..." Thwack! "Nope, not chicken." ... "Bad dog! Drop it! No! No!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Makes no sense at all. Either it's a completely made-up newsstory, or the story the man told is bogus, covering something up. Gives new meaning to that age-old excuse, "the dog ate it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 wow, moderator in the hizzouse! this thread just lost about 4 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 REally Iain! I thought you were more attentive than that! push Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 ah, my mistake I should have checked for duplicate penis-eating dog threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 He should have choked it instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 please consult the other penis/dog thread before making further jokes, as most of the comedic bases have already been covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 well, what a way to challenge the pecking order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Or did you mean pecker order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 for sure stuck his neck out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I wonder if it was a cocker spaniel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Somewhere in Bucharest there's a chicken on the other side of the road laughing his feathered ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I wonder if the chickens were cocks or pullets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 whoever said you couldn't teach new tricks to an old dog ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 gives new meaning to those annoying "sausage dogs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 whoever said you couldn't teach new tricks to an old dog ... Yeah that dog 'turned a trick' all right. And no illicit fee for the deed either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 what a downfall, from cock sure to dog food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Aw, that's just another cock and bull terrier story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Hmmmm, was that measure twice cut once? Hmmm, no, must be measure once cut twice..........slice...ouch....Mother F ! WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 One day "I thought it was a chicken neck" will be remembered fondly along with "No, it's just ice cream" as non sequiters of distinction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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