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Like the Ancient Greeks, I sacrifice a goat and see how the blood splatters.

 

at the moment, i'm out of goats. perhaps you could sacrifice one of your women...er...herd and let me know what the weather will be like next week?

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I usually wake up then:

 

Blow a loud smelly fart

Then lick my middle finger

Stick it in the air

and if the wind blows just right I can determine the forecast.

 

I forecast on and off rain for western washington from mid october until april. Usually rain and cloudiness for about 5 days a week. This would equate to snow in the hills starting to noticably accumulate aka freshiez around december until april as well.

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