minx Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 (edited) THE CHICK IN THE NEXT CUBE IS CRUNCHING ON ICE CHIPS. IT IS DRIVING ME INSANE. SHE'S BEEN DOING IT FOR AN HOUR! SO SHE DOESN'T SNACK ON ANYTHING. OMFD IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Edited September 2, 2004 by jon Quote
scott_harpell Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 uhm... ask her nicely and she will probably stop. Quote
fern Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 the title of your thread has wrecked the page formatting minx you Quote
Greg_W Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 She's sexually frustrated. My cube mate would probably fuck her. Quote
foraker Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 at least you didn't work next to the extremely negative obese woman who spent all day hacking up a lung..... Quote
specialed Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Either buy her a pack of gum or have sex with her. I'd prefer the latter. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 If you do the latter, I'll take pictures/video and specialed will provide commentary. Quote
specialed Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 I'll call the play-by-play, Capt. Caveman can provide color commentary. Quote
ashw_justin Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 So is it the actual crunching that's most annoying, or is it when she shakes and taps the cup, slurping for another tasteless morsel? Sorry, couldn't help it. Sounds like an oral fixation. Quote
jon Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Minx, she is obviously doing it in retaliation for your random snorts and laughter while engaged in hand to hand spray combat. Quote
Off_White Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 the title of your thread has wrecked the page formatting minx you Is that worse than posting oversized photos? Inquiring minds want to know.... Quote
Dru Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 crunching ice cubes correlates well with anemia. buy her a nice bloody rare steak. Quote
Fejas Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Hey Minx just close your eyes drone out there biby voices, and picture youself traveling across a glacier... the crunching ice is beneath your boots up in the alpine. ah solitude! Quote
minx Posted September 2, 2004 Author Posted September 2, 2004 I'll call the play-by-play, Capt. Caveman can provide color commentary. fine, fine, that'll work but i get 75% of the royalties. or one of you fine lads can over here and take care of her latent sexual needs. where's layton when ya need 'em? ken-nope it's not someone you know. she's got the annoying continuous laugh covered though! Quote
ken4ord Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 I'll call the play-by-play, Capt. Caveman can provide color commentary. fine, fine, that'll work but i get 75% of the royalties. or one of you fine lads can over here and take care of her latent sexual needs. where's layton when ya need 'em? ken-nope it's not someone you know. she's got the annoying continuous laugh covered though! gug gug gug gug , right you are. Quote
specialed Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Fine then. First we'll need a young nubile female intern for our video project, then let's see ... two bottles of rum, some nitrous oxide, two pounds of honey, some flour, an ounce of columbian, and no Michael Layton, he's to busy thinking about masturbation or fucking dead things anyway. Quote
minx Posted September 2, 2004 Author Posted September 2, 2004 (edited) Fine then. First we'll need a young nubile female intern for our video project, then let's see ... two bottles of rum, some nitrous oxide, two pounds of honey, some flour, an ounce of columbian, and no Michael Layton, he's to busy thinking about masturbation or fucking dead things anyway. special- if your own sex life is lagging these days, take a look at the above post. you're just making this way too complicated. there's already 2 women and ice chips-the rest of that is just superfluous. Edited September 2, 2004 by minx Quote
foraker Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 now you know why the ladies don't get involved so much in the political spray. they be WAY to clever for most of you. ;-) Quote
tomtom Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 A rock is WAY too clever for most of the guys here. Quote
Greg_W Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 there's already 2 women and ice chips-the rest of that is just superfluous. Yeah, baby!!! I'll make all my comments in my head...hubba hubba!!!! Quote
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