Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 You're married. I'm talking to the single ladies out there: Seattle is in short supply of hot chics who know how to, and enjoy, cooking. Cook for your man. It may lead to cunnilingus. Quote
iain Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 I like to cook, too. Does that make me female, or gay? Â Bowls of Frosted Flakes is not cooking dude Quote
cracked Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 I like to cook, too. Does that make me female, or gay? Â Bowls of Frosted Flakes is not cooking dude WHAT? Quote
foraker Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Greg, if it's all about the pootie, maybe you should be a chef? My observation, not my experience, is that guys who can cook really well get all they want. Quote
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 I like to cook, too. Does that make me female, or gay?  Bowls of Frosted Flakes is not cooking dude  Nor is toast. Quote
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Greg, if it's all about the pootie, maybe you should be a chef? My observation, not my experience, is that guys who can cook really well get all they want. Â Who says I can't and don't? Quote
foraker Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Â Who says I can't and don't? Â Forgive me, I'm not making any judgements on your Lothario quotient. I was just sayin'.... More power to you if you're already working it. Quote
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 It's working with the one chic I've got and that's good enough for me. Quote
SnowByrd Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 (edited) What a bunch of pathetic assholes. Change the name of this thread to 'men's mouths were designed to exude copious amounts of meaningless bullshit and their miniscule brains were designed by GOD (who we ALL know is a WOMAN) to try and sort through that bullshit in hopes of finding a reason for their sorry existence. The problem is, GOD was trying to design a vaccuum CLEANER but instead, created a vaccuum, which exhibits itself on the board in the forum and in particular, this THREAD! Most women are NOT mechanically inclined. Yes, I KNOW that was a run on sentence.  Man, you are a bitter shrew. Learn to cook, maybe you'll attract more men.  OK...I'll take your bait....You're such a SPASTIC Greg_W. Stay home with your bitch....you'll be better off. I'm an excellent cook and I've never ever needed a 'skill' or a 'dog' to attract men. Unlike SOME people around here....  I feel sorry for your g/f....you make her WORK for oral sex? I'm surprised you even have the time for it...your always wagging your tongue all over the spray forum on cc.com. You must not be very good at it...but then again, maybe she's the type of woman who's used to settling. I'm sure you must have SOME redeeming qualities...otherwise, she wouldn't be with you, right? Edited August 5, 2004 by SnowByrd Quote
selkirk Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 My word has it gotten ugly in the last 2 hours! Personally I think the newbie/girls trips are a great idea and I'm glad they're going well! It seems a few people need to pull their heads out and realize that men and women a have different learning and social stiles. In general women tend to learn better in the company of other women: less distraction, less male competition and chest beating, more support. The research is out there to that fact looking at learning in all girls / co-ed highschools, and classes as well. I'd volunteer to help out, but I think my presence would just be a nuisance, hence i've stayed the away. Just think of it this way, next time we all need climbing partners there's a better chance it won't be some chestbeating ego freak! Thanks for all your work IG! Quote
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 What a bunch of pathetic assholes. Change the name of this thread to 'men's mouths were designed to exude copious amounts of meaningless bullshit and their miniscule brains were designed by GOD (who we ALL know is a WOMAN) to try and sort through that bullshit in hopes of finding a reason for their sorry existence. The problem is, GOD was trying to design a vaccuum CLEANER but instead, created a vaccuum, which exhibits itself on the board in the forum and in particular, this THREAD! Most women are NOT mechanically inclined. Yes, I KNOW that was a run on sentence.  Man, you are a bitter shrew. Learn to cook, maybe you'll attract more men.  OK...I'll take your bait....You're such a SPASTIC Greg_W. Stay home with your bitch....you'll be better off. I'm an excellent cook and I've never ever needed a 'skill' or a 'dog' to attract men. Unlike SOME people around here....  I feel sorry for your g/f....you make her WORK for oral sex? I'm surprised you even have the time for it...your always wagging your tongue all over the spray forum on cc.com. You must not be very good at it...but then again, maybe she's the type of woman who's used to settling. I'm sure you must have SOME redeeming qualities...otherwise, she wouldn't be with you, right?  hahaha. Nice ones! Thanks for providing evidence to my assertion. I've found that when I raise such ire, there is some grain of truth hidden inside. hehehe  As to the other things, I started to respond to your ranting, but I know it's no use with chics like you. Think what you want, it doesn't affect me in the very least.  Greg_W  P.S. "spastic"? Pretty 5th grade, there, sugar. Quote
assmonkey Posted August 5, 2004 Author Posted August 5, 2004 Hey guys, can we get back to the real subject at hand here: Â Blow jobs and reach-arounds! Â Thank you. Â - a s s m n k e y Quote
SnowByrd Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 [quote it doesn't affect me in the very least.  one last one...coz im snowwhadafuckgottahavdalastwordbyrd....  you say that it doesn't affect you.  two points:  1) you assume that it affects 'the chics like me' when in fact, we're just having a laugh at you as you go on and on and on....if you know so much about women, then you should already know this  2) it obviously does affect you because you make it apparent to any moron whatsoever by your actions: you respond, call names, etc....or....maybe you're just like the 'chics' and you're just havin a laugh?  i guess we'll never know....  one word man...therapy! Quote
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Yeah, I like getting a rise out of angry chics like you. hehehe. It's sport. Quote
SnowByrd Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Yeah, I like getting a rise out of angry chics like you. hehehe. It's sport. Â so the Cialis wasn't doing the job? I'm sorry.... Â angry? no. bitter? no. manhater? no. sarcastic? yep. Â I can think of a much more appropriate sport for you.....and your g/f will benefit as well! No more pills or bad side effects! Â http://www.herballove.com/library/resource/penisenlargement/stretch.asp Quote
SnowByrd Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 says who? Â you prove yourself every time Greg...you ARE better. Â You're smarter, whittier, more attractive, more personable, lovable, confident, intelligent, and just an all around GREAT person! Â What can I say....I stand corrected! You have my utmost respect from here on out. Whats more, you'v emade me feel really really bad about myself...what little confidence I had has been torn away by you. You certainly have put me in my place. Â Well Done Gregster! You're a Super Star! Quote
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Whatever you say, darlin'. I am not out to prove anything to you; maybe when I was younger and not so bright I would have attempted that fool's errand. Â Good luck to you in your climbing and all you undertake to find happiness. Quote
willstrickland Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Well Done Gregster! Â Gregster? Â I believe the proper term of endearment for Greg is "Greggie-Poo", but ask RUMR he would know for sure Quote
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Well Done Gregster!  Gregster?  I believe the proper term of endearment for Greg is "Greggie-Poo", but ask RUMR he would know for sure  Let her be, Will. She can come up with her own special term of endearment if she so chooses. Quote
SnowByrd Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Well Done Gregster!  Gregster?  I believe the proper term of endearment for Greg is "Greggie-Poo", but ask RUMR he would know for sure  Let her be, Will. She can come up with her own special term of endearment if she so chooses.  I was thinking something along the lines of "Sir!" Quote
Greg_W Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Well Done Gregster!  Gregster?  I believe the proper term of endearment for Greg is "Greggie-Poo", but ask RUMR he would know for sure  Let her be, Will. She can come up with her own special term of endearment if she so chooses.  I was thinking something along the lines of "Sir!"  Why? Did my father just walk in the room? Just "Greg" will do. Quote
RuMR Posted August 5, 2004 Posted August 5, 2004 Well Done Gregster!  Gregster?  I believe the proper term of endearment for Greg is "Greggie-Poo", but ask RUMR he would know for sure  Let her be, Will. She can come up with her own special term of endearment if she so chooses.  Yeah...that's my nickname for my bitch, er greg !! Quote
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