Bronco Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 Unusual August weather forecasted for Sunday, looks like it could be fun if you're prepared. Don't be a moran! (I intentionally misspelled MORON to poke fun at another thread from last week so leave me alone!) [ 08-02-2002, 10:41 AM: Message edited by: Bronco ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 I'm going to swath myself in todd-tex and wear a bandolier of cellphones (kindof like chewbacca's thing he wears) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 LMAO i thought this thread was going to be about teh spice channel, I was greatly disapointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 Bronco and I are going to call in early to get a good reservation time for a helo rescue!! Also, we'll be wearing blaze orange. I want to bring my faithful teddy bear, too, but Bronco says that's overdoing it. Oh, well. I hope we make it out alive; we'll have plenty of horsecock, though. Greg W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: we'll have plenty of horsecock, though. dude, you're set for a bivy at the hillary step. I've already reserved all of fort lewis for my climb, all chinooks will be working for me, chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 I got McChord AF base on call for me. Just picked up a satellite phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 anybody wanna go do Baker...planning to bivi on the summit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted August 2, 2002 Author Share Posted August 2, 2002 I just bought a northfart 8000m down onepiece for the notty august weather. sorry 'bout the dissapointment tim, now you know what your woman goes through when you disrobe did I say that out loud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 i'll personally rescue anyone, by foot, if they have a 3' horsecock waiting for me in the tent that sounds really bad, but would taste very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 As a backup to my satellite phone, I am carrying 3 carrier pigeons, a St. Bernard, white phosphorus and smoke flares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 White Phosphorous is high tech bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: As a backup to my satellite phone, I am carrying 3 carrier pigeons, a St. Bernard, white phosphorus and smoke flares. You bring a mutt to my favorite alpine crag and it screws with my onsight of glacier peak I'll throw rocks hard and fast at the thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 Correct. He wanted to redpoint, but was having a hard time linking all the moves... had to work the dyno crevasse-jump crux for like two hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 no shit and my beanie fell off on the dyno. had to grab my backup out of my pranas. no point in sending unless sending in style. pickets: okay, but stick clipping is completely unacceptable tex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted August 2, 2002 Share Posted August 2, 2002 This is my favorite part of the weather forecast: "AUGUST 4TH IS THE CLIMATOLOGICAL DRIEST DAY IN SEATTLE WITH MEASURABLE RAINFALL ONLY 8 TIMES SINCE 1893." Y'all ain't got nothin' to worry about. I always send if it isn't raining hard enough to wash the chalk off my ice axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 Just made a call to fellow Texan George W. He said he'll get his people right on my anticipated rescue this weekend. Operation Enduring Gumbie should be in full force by tommorrow. In a side note GW also said the new govt agency, Snafflehound Security, will be up and running within the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: You bring a mutt to my favorite alpine crag and it screws with my onsight of glacier peak I'll throw rocks hard and fast at the thing. I thought you already pinkpointed Glacier Peak...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 I told you not to talk about my hangdog on my short-roping sherpa! my rep is ruined now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted August 3, 2002 Share Posted August 3, 2002 Is it considered a pink-point if your preplace pickets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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