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Addie, you forgot to post photos of your "friend."

 

Lingerie shots would be preferable, but anything showing her posterior would probably suffice.

 

Thanks!

 

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stable - questionable. My shrink doesn't think so anyway.

single - sure, but if you have a friend she can join in too.

early 30s - check.

employed - check. Bonus points for 6 figures right?

non-committment phobe - let me think about it for a while

in the NW - kinda sorta, I'm north and west of you.

No smoking - we're talking about cigarettes right?

No dancing? - probably for the best, that one.

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Guy up above wrote: "employed - check. Bonus points for 6 figures right?"

 

Dude...."6 figures" is becoming such a cliché!

 

It's highly unlikely that you're commanding that kind of dough unless you're hanging your butt off a fishing boat in Alaska for six months and you survive and they have an exceptionally good season, or, you're driving truck in Iraq, or, you're pushing frivilous law suits, fixing rotten teeth, or giving prostate exams, or you've just invented the latest craze. Or in my case, managing successful talk and game shows. Big Wall Bouldering will not bring in the big bucks.

 

By the way, every schmo that calls into a talk show makes "six figures" as does everyone who brags in a bar..In reality, it's HIGHLY STINKIN' UNLIKELY and most babes are catching on. So Merv's advice is: impress the ladies with your sparkling personality, mister, and you (and they) will not be disappointed!

If you don't believe me, just ask some of my friends!

 

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Love, Merv

 

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