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The neat thing about genetically modified food is that someday it may be impossible to get anything else. You have genetically modified seeds blowing into your natural crop, the modified seed is going to take over your crop. Corporations like Monsanto are sueing some farmers because modified plants are growing in their field that they didn't pay for...because they came from a field next door. thumbs_down.gif

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My parents grow corn.

Seems like every time I go down there my mother tries to foist on me a ziplock bag of 5 ears of frozen Klenke corn. It's good 'n all but at some point I just have to draw the kernel row and say no. Otherwise my freezer will become full of the stuff. I know it's easy to cook but I can't seem to eat it fast enough.

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Peaches lyrics

 

movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

i'm movin' to the country i'm gonna eat me a lot of peaches

i'm movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

peaches come from a can they were put there by a man

in a factory downtown

if i had my little way i'd eat peaches everyday

sun soakin bulges in the shade

 

movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

movin' to the country i'm gonna eat a lot of peaches

i'm movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

 

i took a little nap where the roots all twist

squished a rotten peach in my fist

and dreamed about you woman

i poked my finger down inside makin' a little room for a ant to hide

nature's candy in my hand or can or a pie

 

millions of peaches peaches for me

millions of peaches peaches for free

millions of peaches peaches for me

millions of peaches peaches for free

 

look out

 

millions of peaches peaches for me

millions of peaches peaches for free

millions of peaches peaches for me

millions of peaches peaches for free

 

look out

 

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