To_The_Top Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Bitching about bouldering is lamer than a stealing my food!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 on  looks like hard v0 just kidding...actually it looks like the time it takes to go there and do that looks like waaaaay to long to ditch my family... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoolittle Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 Alpine Climbing (and both words are ALWAYS capitalized, like "God") is like living off the land and hunting to survive. bouldering is like shooting buffalo from a train. LAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoolittle Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 The hardest moves are only 5.8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 you didn't answer my questions...you just spewed rhetoric... Â here...lemme boil it down real slow like so your oxygen deprived brain can handle it... Â WHY DO YOU CARE IF LUKE ENJOYS BOULDERING SO MUCH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBay Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 hey MrDoolittle, What's the difference between bouldering and gay sex ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Hey Rudy, For the answer to your question, look to your signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Hey Rudy, For the answer to your question, look to your signature. NICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoolittle Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 WHY DO YOU CARE IF LUKE ENJOYS BOULDERING SO MUCH? Â Who's Luke? And can I get one of his T-Shirts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Distel = Luke... Â i don't know if he's gone into production yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 and then there's the whole question about chalk and shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 and then there's the whole question about chalk and shit.... ahh now don't be throwing more gas on the flames... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 The hardest moves are only 5.8. Â Â I think there's plenty of rock there to make it into a V10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDoolittle Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 hey MrDoolittle, What's the difference between bouldering and gay sex ? Â During gay sex, gay people have sex with other gay people. In bouldering, gay people exploit their elevated socio-economic status and fight off the boredom of affluence by clinging to boulders in a safe environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackbolter Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Alpine climbing is missing one thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Good one Tony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 and then there's the whole question about chalk and shit.... ahh now don't be throwing more gas on the flames... Â Alright brah, keep in mind that I boulder, and tell me this: Â WTF is with the dippin' a toothbrush in your chalk bucket, and then scrubbing the chalk all over/into a hold? Â I see this everytime I go bouldering! WTF are these clowns doing? I sometimes brush holds to get stuff off of them...like excess chalk, dirt, etc. Why are these jokers gunking up the holds, obliterating the texture, and making a worse eyesore? Do they think this will really "improve" the hold? Or are they just imitating some other dumbass on a video or something. Please explain this to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 and then there's the whole question about chalk and shit.... ahh now don't be throwing more gas on the flames... Â Alright brah, keep in mind that I boulder, and tell me this: Â WTF is with the dippin' a toothbrush in your chalk bucket, and then scrubbing the chalk all over/into a hold? Â I see this everytime I go bouldering! WTF are these clowns doing? I sometimes brush holds to get stuff off of them...like excess chalk, dirt, etc. Why are these jokers gunking up the holds, obliterating the texture, and making a worse eyesore? Do they think this will really "improve" the hold? Or are they just imitating some other dumbass on a video or something. Please explain this to me. Â dunno?? i don't boulder much so i couldn't tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 i always use the brush to get the chalk/sweat/grime OFF the hold...not on? Â Are you talking that french rozin technique thing in Fbleau? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 i think it might act as a scrubbing agent of sorts, and it replaces moist, used chalk with fresh, dry chalk??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 i always use the brush to get the chalk/sweat/grime OFF the hold...not on? Are you talking that french rozin technique thing in Fbleau?  NO. I'm talking the US of A, exactly what I stated: dipping the toothbrush into plain ol chalk and then using the brush to rub it into the hold. Don't tell me you've never seen this? I've seen it in GA, AL, CA, TN, TX, UT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 its so when there is no colored tape (unlike the gym) you can still see what holds to use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 i always use the brush to get the chalk/sweat/grime OFF the hold...not on? Are you talking that french rozin technique thing in Fbleau?  NO. I'm talking the US of A, exactly what I stated: dipping the toothbrush into plain ol chalk and then using the brush to rub it into the hold. Don't tell me you've never seen this? I've seen it in GA, AL, CA, TN, TX, UT...  well just walk up and scrub it off! sheeesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 i think it might act as a scrubbing agent of sorts, and it replaces moist, used chalk with fresh, dry chalk??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Bouldering or alpine... either way when it's over, you're still just standing on top of a rock that will always be tougher than you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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