catbirdseat Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Besides pickup trucks, all of these drugs were advertised during the NASCAR race yesterday. What does that say about NASCAR viewers? Just an observation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 What does that say about NASCAR viewers? they like to fuck. for a long time. or as sammy hagar says 'til youre black and blue'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 What does that say about NASCAR viewers? Â It says they have a hard time getting it up (no pun intended). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 It's that they're stupid and they will buy anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 too many doughnuts, not enough climbing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 the title of this post is the same as a spam i have gotten frequently. i thought cbs had become a spammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 The real question is why would CBS be watching NASCAR? Got a thing for big hair bleached blondes named Tanya who drive camaros and wear gaudy amounts of eye makeup? Mmmm, trailer trash, yummy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Mabe it has more to do with their aging baby-boomer demographics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 15, 2004 Author Share Posted March 15, 2004 The real question is why would CBS be watching NASCAR? Got a thing for big hair bleached blondes named Tanya who drive camaros and wear gaudy amounts of eye makeup? Mmmm, trailer trash, yummy! I was doing my ironing, if you must know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 The real question is why would CBS be watching NASCAR? Got a thing for big hair bleached blondes named Tanya who drive camaros and wear gaudy amounts of eye makeup? Mmmm, trailer trash, yummy! I was doing my ironing, if you must know. Â so who's left on survivor, tv boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 the cazy dude with the knief; went balistic and killed all the other contestants cause they wouldn't stop whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 The real question is why would CBS be watching NASCAR? Got a thing for big hair bleached blondes named Tanya who drive camaros and wear gaudy amounts of eye makeup? Mmmm, trailer trash, yummy! Â CBS's alter ego: Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredrogers Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 The real question is why would CBS be watching NASCAR? Got a thing for big hair bleached blondes named Tanya who drive camaros and wear gaudy amounts of eye makeup? Mmmm, trailer trash, yummy! Â CBS's alter ego: Â Â Â At least he's embraced his back fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 The scary thing is that the guy's wife probably has more back hair than he does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Hmmm...this kind of reminds me of the superbowl threads for some reason. Â I think it would be...uhh.. ???...something..to talk using only lines from those Fucking Satanic commercials for vanity drugs. "For years I've been wanting to open a bed and breakfast. Is Procrit right for me?" "I want to make a tender moment the RIGHT moment" "If you have an erection for four hours, seek medical attention immediately" "Yeah, can you believe it?! Fuckin ME. On a Fucking FARM" Â (edited slightly for humorous effect) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 "For years I've been wanting to open a bed and breakfast. Is Procrit right for me?" Â This may be the same commercial that cracks me up. The old guy says something like "For years we've wanted to open a Bed & Breakfast. Then I had to go on chemo." It's not that he had to go on chemo that was hilarious, but the complete 180 degree turn the commercial does in the first 5 seconds. Happy music and smiling faces for the first sentence, then sad music and frowns for the second. Utter contrast and a blatant attempt at getting faux sympathy. It's hilarious. Â My favorite, though, are the ones that spend 30 second spots showing you how happy people are on their drug du jour and telling you to ask your doctor if it's right for you...but never tell you what the damn thing treats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 15, 2004 Author Share Posted March 15, 2004 They are all end runs around FDA regulations. They can tell you to "see your doctor" for a specific illness and they can talk about a specific drug, but they cannot tell you to take a specific drug for a specific illness. It's wacky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 hey would you guys quit slamming on my livelihood. these guys need to be insecure about their manhood and buy more of these products. sheesh! help me out here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Wait, you make vanity drugs Minx? I think there will be so many drugs to choose from soon, they'll have to come up with a drug to help reduce the uncertainty of picking the right drug. Â Ratman: I agree, those commercials fcuking crack me up. Every time I see one I think: "Oh my GOD!! That's EXACTLY what my life is like!!!" Â Honestly, with most of them, the side effects sound worse than the fucking "cure" Â "May cause diarrhea, vomiting, headaches, and bleeding of the rectum. A small number of patients reported brain tumors, violent mood swings, and extreme paranoia" Â Vanity drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 16, 2004 Author Share Posted March 16, 2004 Minx, are you folks at the sex drug company working on a product for the ladies? There's big bucks if you can take advantage of that untapped market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Minx, are you folks at the sex drug company working on a product for the ladies? There's big bucks if you can take advantage of that untapped market. Â But they already have one Cat. It's called "Levitrin" or "Libidin" or something like that. That commercial's HILARIOUS. The chick (who's appears to be in her mid 20's) keeps harping on and on about "Passion" Probably just an Ibuprofren with some caffeine and sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 cbs- after the initial clinical trials showed little efficacy in women we conceded the market the market to the 3 established competitors. godiva chocolates, ftd, and ben bridge jewelers. i understand that these items have a few possible side effects but have been demonstrated to be greater than 80% effective in improving female sexual dysfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Judging by commercials, there's already a product to stimulate female sexual appetite -- that new KY "personal lubrication" that warms on contact. I about lost it when I heard that. What the hell?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlen Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 This is becoming my FAVORITE THREAD EVER. Besides the biner clipping thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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