willstrickland Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 1. When using profanity, refrain from the trite and over-used. Novel uses are encouraged even if you must create words in the process. EX: "Shithead" is overused. "Shitbrick", on the other hand, is a novel synonym. Quote
iain Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 2. Disturbing, yet hilarious photos of Mountaineers must be posted at least every 10 posts. Quote
Dru Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Â "That's it - we're lost. DAMN IT! Better draw straws for who we eat first." Quote
iain Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 3. Random punctuation and capitalization is encouraged, though not mandatory. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 4. You must confuse to and too, their and they're. Quote
rbw1966 Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Â "Are you serious? Dominoes delivers here? Well shit, I'll call while you pick out what to order from the menu. What are the GPS coordinates again?" Quote
iain Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 5. Obscure phonetic mispellings such as "prolly" or "chord" are required material in any sprayer's thesaurus. Quote
fern Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Â also: Â hoards and hordes "here here" and "hear hear" Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 5. Obscure phonetic mispellings such as "prolly" or "chord" are required material in any sprayer's thesaurus. Don't forget "Mmmkay". Quote
Thrashador Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 Chumpstain and swamp donkey are swell invectives imo. Quote
Dru Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 i like to rapple off a couple of locking binners made by Petzle and then place a few Camelots ect. ect. Quote
Dru Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 and lets not forget... Â 10. If you don't have anything to contribute you can always post a trite ebaumsworld picture Quote
Fejas Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 i like to rapple off a couple of locking binners made by Petzle and then place a few Camelots ect. ect. Â You also like to wear tights with you A5 flip flops... Â One must occatioaly dig into the barel of classics and use terms such as so suck, butt pirate, and assclown... Quote
Off_White Posted March 3, 2004 Posted March 3, 2004 also: Â hoards and hordes "here here" and "hear hear" Â I'm not sure that "here here" actually has a use. From "The Straight Dope:" Â The correct term is, "hear, hear!" It is an abbreviation for "hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!"Â Â Of course, if the speaker is actually asking a question, such as "and just where do you think we should open the new strip club?" it's not hard to imagine that at least one yahoo in attendance might yell, "here, here!" But this would be the exception that proves the rule. Quote
willstrickland Posted March 3, 2004 Author Posted March 3, 2004 11. Refer to obscure mutterings from 3 year old spray to set-up the veteran trumps n00b move. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 12. Bastardize your opponents avatar catbirdseat, catturdeat, catshit, catturd Dru, Drul Trask, Trashk Quote
klenke Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 I would like to note that bannination was invented on this site and will appear in the Oxford English Dictionary in two years. Quote
Ducknut Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 I would like to note that bannination was invented on this site and will appear in the Oxford English Dictionary in two years. Â Thats it Mister, your banninationed form this sight!!! Quote
sk Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 I would like to note that bannination was invented on this site and will appear in the Oxford English Dictionary in two years. can you name the avitare that coined the term? Quote
Dru Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Maybe sooner in UrbanDictionary  well they have Trogdor from which banninator comes Quote
thelawgoddess Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 i love the bunny with pancake picture! it makes you laugh ... but at the same time if makes you think "wtf?". wtf? Quote
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