archenemy Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Surfin the "F-U" world wave. Beach Boys music in the background. Quote
max Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 (edited) and/or this! Â Nice. Edited February 4, 2004 by max Quote
archenemy Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Can you paste in a record player under his right hand? I think DJ Asshole might suit him... Quote
chucK Posted February 4, 2004 Author Posted February 4, 2004 There I was, there I was, there I was...in the Congo! Quote
TurtleSoup Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 every morning curious george has me pat his tummy with my right hand while I hold his little monkey with my left. On wensdays and sundays he even lets me suck it. Quote
ken4ord Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Â HiiiWaaaa!!!! Grasshoppa in time you will see all other non-Americans are the enemy and they must be karate chopped. Quote
arlen Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Â Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh! Quote
ken4ord Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Â Yo GB, you wanna Puff the Magic Dragon with me. Dis some dope dope. Quote
glacier Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Scratching those WMD trax, OLD SKOOL! HUH! Quote
lI1|1! Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Â "Hey look, I'm talking into the microphone like an Egyptian." Quote
Dru Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Shimmy shimmy yaw shimmy yeah shimmy yeah, give me the mic so I can take it away Quote
willstrickland Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Â AP: 2/3/04 Washington, DC. Today Donald Rumsfeld testified before the Senate Defense committee. Rumsfeld described his "ride-along" in a B2 that dropped precision guided weapons on southeastern Kirkuk. "So I chomped down on my cigar, pulled the bomb release lever and waved bye-bye to those fuckin' towel-heads! HooAHHH!!" Quote
Billygoat Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 Â "It's my v12 project and it starts with this heinous sloper and a tenuous crimp....oh wait a minute, are the cameras rolling?!" Quote
jon Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 "He went like this..... I went like that... I yelled to Hollywood "Where'd he go?".... Hollywood said "WHERE'D WHO GO???!!!"" Quote
ScottP Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 "The flight deck was bucking like little Cindy ridin' Major Johnson. Junior just eased her around, dropped gear and then the flaps and "eeek" a 3 pointer with the sweetest little tail hook you eber saw. Man, was I proud of the little sumbitch. Didn't he look mighty sweet in that flight suit? Karl sure knows how to pose 'em. " Quote
EWolfe Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Â "The Time Warp, Your Honor?" Â "It's just a step to the left, and a shuffle to the right..." Quote
Blake Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 "This Karate Chop method is actually a WMD that saddam could have threatened the region with!" Quote
badvoodoo Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Â [badly dubbed] I see you know kung fu. Well, let's see how the committee handles my Striking Snake Hands technique! You bastard! Quote
Mac_10 Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 I be fittin' ta sliiiiiiiiiide on through this hoe stroll...with out lackin oh crackin...keepin my game tight like a drum...aint no thang but a chicken wang my kin folk. Quote
iain Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Â see the stealth fighter cruises through like this and..and check this out - this other even faster stealthier fighter (if that's even possible) comes through zap zap! bam KAAABOOOM BAM! f'ing bells of freedom ring and flags drop down with country music and big macs appear out of nowhere...it's worth at LEAST a trillion bones Quote
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