arlen Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Trasklodyte Troglodyte is an aggressive Philistine who categorically disdains all new-age enthusiasms and politics, and has a particular animus against "homos", "tree huggers", " hairy-leg lesbo feminists" and artsy types. His loud brandishings of "common sense" and "reason" are nothing more than conceits to justify his close mindedness. Troglodyte's fierce, but predictable attacks are easily parried by more nimble Warriors. Sometimes, just for fun, Weenie or Issues will taunt him into a towering rage. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2004 Author Posted January 6, 2004 arlen, you're a shit-stained nancy boy Quote
Mac_10 Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Careful guys- blowboy(s) and offwhite stain might ban you- posting cartoons is a crime, you know. And then, after the fact, Arlen will make posts about how you haven't had anything useful to say. (because it's clear he does). I'm really bored-I can't work today- I drove to the office in my environment destroying SUV, and none of the other pussies made it in. So- I'd like to personally say FUCK YOU to each and every one of you this afternoon. I guess I'll head up to the pass- Quote
Mac_10 Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Way to go Mac 10 nice post Thanks! Fuck yourself- cum guzzling gutter slut, pin-cushion, sperm dumpster Quote
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2004 Author Posted January 6, 2004 Thanks! Fuck yourself- cum guzzling gutter slut, pin-cushion, sperm dumpster blow me, you pearl necklace-wearing, scrotum sucking, funk-ridden, retarded meat puppet Quote
sk Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Garble Garble is a mystery: Is she a foreigner with only tenuous grasp of English? Is her brain addled by some powerful drug? Does she suffer a serious mental debility? Is she typing wearing a catcher's mit? Garble's rampant typos, malapropisms and seemingly aggressive use of execrable grammar can't be explained merely in terms of poor typing skills or the lack of a spell checker. Even non-English speakers generally do a better job of punctuation grammar and capitalization, and Garble is all the more puzzling because if one goes to the trouble of wading through the muddle of her messages a discernable idea will usually emerge. For example, in a forum discussion about a painting she might say, "Sorry the picchr the har is wrog. The culir. I liike the lips bot teh Paintng is sucs". When attacked for his random capitalization Garble might respond, "oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK". Not surprisingly, she drives Grammarian and Nitpick absolutely nuts, but she is utterly impervious to any sort of correction and if their attacks persist she will sign off in a huff with something like, "yuor forum si stupef. bYE!" Will You found me Quote
Mac_10 Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Thanks. Fecal snacking, anal receptive, cum rag Quote
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2004 Author Posted January 6, 2004 you're welcome, you plunger-pumping turd burglar. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Mac10, Possibly the best post I have seen since this website opened. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2004 Author Posted January 6, 2004 Mac10, Possibly the best post I have seen since this website opened. what would you know about it, you tampon-munching ass-spelunker Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Mac10, Possibly the best post I have seen since this website opened. what would you know about it, you tampon-munching ass-spelunker Trask I am shitting runs on your womans tampons. I'm regretful you ate them. Quote
Mac_10 Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 why don't you two just get it over with and go down on each other? Quote
allthumbs Posted January 6, 2004 Author Posted January 6, 2004 Cavedude, dog-loving douchebag, your woman told me you're nuttin' but a dode-strokin' pussyfart ass jammin' vagina sandwich. General RedWing is my middle name. Quote
arlen Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 For this I un-ignored Trask. At least now he won't be alone on my ignore list. Quote
JayB Posted January 7, 2004 Posted January 7, 2004 All I can say is thank God I bear no resemblance whatsoever to any of the caricatures on that site. Phew! "Despite assumptions to the contrary, Capitalista is not always a wealthy fat cat; being a Capitalista is a state of mind rather than a reflection of affluence. A strident and extraordinarily self–satisfied Warrior, Capitalista takes every opportunity to loudly extol the superiority of the United States and routinely expresses a powerful aversion to all things European. When left-leaning Warriors attack the free enterprise system Capitalista will instantly spring into action, fiercely bludgeoning all “socialists” and “fuzzy-minded liberals” with Adam Smith, Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. Though often rather limited in his range of interests, Capitalista’s command of tendentious historical facts, abstruse statistical comparisons and arcane economic theory renders him nearly invincible in battle" Quote
Dru Posted January 7, 2004 Posted January 7, 2004 I wouldnt mind being bludgeoned with Selma Hayek but I dunno about Freidrich Quote
AlpineK Posted January 7, 2004 Posted January 7, 2004 You're closer to this Jay The one on the right that is. Quote
glacier Posted January 7, 2004 Posted January 7, 2004 how to flame... "Geez. I'm impressed. In one short paragraph, you have succeeded in leaping in status from Moron-Without-Portfolio, _past_ Insensitive Jerk, *beyond* Reprehensible Cretin, and straight to Thing In A Cage People Pay Two Bits To Point And Gawk At." -Sarah Kahn Quote
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