It's with a sad heart I post this

[johnny_destiny]

RESUME

 

 

George W. Bush

 

 

The White House, USA

 

 

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

 

 

LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

 

 

MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

 

 

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University. I was a cheerleader.

 

 

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

 

 

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

 

 

I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

 

 

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

 

 

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.

 

 

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:

 

 

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

 

 

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

 

 

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

 

 

I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.

 

 

With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

 

 

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

 

 

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

 

 

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

 

 

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

 

 

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

 

 

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

 

 

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

 

 

I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.

 

 

After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history.

 

 

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

 

 

In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

 

 

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.

 

 

In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

 

 

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

 

 

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history.

 

 

I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

 

 

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

 

 

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

 

 

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

 

 

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

 

 

I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.

 

 

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

 

 

I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

 

 

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government .

 

 

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

 

 

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

 

 

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war" detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

 

 

I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

 

 

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

 

 

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

 

 

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

 

 

I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

 

 

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

 

 

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.

 

 

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

 

 

All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.

 

 

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

 

 

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

 

 

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004

[Necronomicon]

It's great to enjoy a FRESH post like this one.

 

If only we could add:

Killed by Murder Bombers after losing the "War on Terror".

[Fairweather]

Necronomicon said:

It's great to enjoy a FRESH post like this one.

 

If only we could add:

Killed by Murder Bombers after losing the "War on Terror".

 

I can only hope your post activated "CANNIBAL" and the FBI is kicking down your door at this very moment.

 

Pray that we never meet.

 

Once again, I refer to the fact that Mike Adamson was kicked off this board for making threats, but you and Dr Flash are still free to make assinine and tacit threats against the life of the president.

 

Fucking pricks.

[Off_White]

Fairweather, Necro made a tasteless malevolent "wish" towards GW Bush, which is quite a different thing than a specific "I'm going to hunt you down and beat you until you spit up blood" sincere personal threat. It's like the difference between talking trash about Hilary Clinton and offering to kick the shit out of your wife if she says just one more thing.

[Fairweather]

...And when Dr Flash suggested MikeAdam "save a round or two for Bush" when he returns? That was Ok?

 

I realize the sentiments of DrFlash and Nerco don't constitute an overt threat, but IMO they come very close to the line. The hatred and desire for violence expressed by these two idiots is an interesting contradiction to their proclaimed desire for a civil, peaceful society.

[Jopa]

Fairweather said:

The hatred and desire for violence expressed by these two idiots is an interesting contradiction to their proclaimed desire for a civil, peaceful society.

Indeed it is; much like the contradiction Bushco presents when they claim they are murdering to "spread peace throughout the region".

[Off_White]

I'm not at all trying to pooh-pooh your sense of outrage, but lots of things posted in Spray are not okay to someone or other. The list of things that are officially "not okay" down here in the mudwrestling arena is pretty damn short. Necro and some of his avatars have gotten banned at times due to his Jonathan Swift on PCP antics, but generally speaking inducing moral outrage will not get anyone ejected from the moshpit. While many may be virulently repulsed by DFA's suggestion (which I believe he actually recanted and apologized for), its not the same thing as a direct threat of physical harm, and the line is not that fuzzy.

[Dru]

KILL!

[Sundog]

True, he did react strongly to the aggression on our shores in a convincing fashion. But so would have anybody else in that office. While this biased list of exaggerated opinion is entertaining, there are enough facts about his past to slant my view against him. It seems those who support Bubba are one issue folks such as the NRA and fundamentalist religion members, both of whom get brainwashed each weekend. They conveniently overlook his lack of ethics with horse blinders firmly in place. As a business dude, his illegal (saved by Dad) insider trading and the Ken Lay pampering, really put the frosting on my cake.

 

I know it's hard to face the truth, but he doesn't deserve to be on the school board, let alone be president.

 

[Necronomicon]

Fairweather said:

Necronomicon said:

It's great to enjoy a FRESH post like this one.

 

If only we could add:

Killed by Murder Bombers after losing the "War on Terror".

 

I can only hope your post activated "CANNIBAL" and the FBI is kicking down your door at this very moment.

 

Pray that we never meet.

 

Once again, I refer to the fact that Mike Adamson was kicked off this board for making threats, but you and Dr Flash are still free to make assinine and tacit threats against the life of the president.

 

Fucking pricks.

 

Fairweather,

 

I'd like to sincerely thank you for calling me a "fucking prick" for excerising my rights as a free citizen.

 

When you "pray that we never meet", what are you suggesting? Are you going to kick my ass for speaking my mind?

 

You're a fucking tyrant. You'd probably enjoy a big 'ol slobber session on G-Dub's nutsack.

 

[scott_harpell]

necro did nothing wrong. not saying it was moral or anything, but he didn't say anything beyond his 1st amendment rights.

[Fairweather]

Off_White said:

I'm not at all trying to pooh-pooh your sense of outrage, but lots of things posted in Spray are not okay to someone or other. The list of things that are officially "not okay" down here in the mudwrestling arena is pretty damn short. Necro and some of his avatars have gotten banned at times due to his Jonathan Swift on PCP antics, but generally speaking inducing moral outrage will not get anyone ejected from the moshpit. While many may be virulently repulsed by DFA's suggestion (which I believe he actually recanted and apologized for), its not the same thing as a direct threat of physical harm, and the line is not that fuzzy.

 

I have never suggested that anyone be banned/censored/whatever. Indeed, Nerco posting pictures of a woman licking the twin towers, even as a Boeing 767 impacts the structure, only serves to promote my position that his ideas are 100% bankrupt.

 

Re MikeAdam, I was simply pointing out what I perceive to be a double standard. Dr Flash deliberately provoked him and then cried like a baby when he realized the fruits of his foment.

[EWolfe]

Fairweather, welcome to the throng. You have been successfully brainwashed to be a reactive minion.

[allthumbs]

I used to get all worked up by statements fucktard Negro and fartknocker FDA/Iain make, but now I just don't give a shit. Why? Because both of those tools are so fucking pathetic and 'out there' that no one could possibly take them serious.

[Necronomicon]

Fairweather said:

Off_White said:

I'm not at all trying to pooh-pooh your sense of outrage, but lots of things posted in Spray are not okay to someone or other. The list of things that are officially "not okay" down here in the mudwrestling arena is pretty damn short. Necro and some of his avatars have gotten banned at times due to his Jonathan Swift on PCP antics, but generally speaking inducing moral outrage will not get anyone ejected from the moshpit. While many may be virulently repulsed by DFA's suggestion (which I believe he actually recanted and apologized for), its not the same thing as a direct threat of physical harm, and the line is not that fuzzy.

 

Indeed, Nerco posting pictures of a woman licking the twin towers, even as a Boeing 767 impacts the structure, only serves to promote my position that his ideas are 100% bankrupt.

 

Do you mean .....THIS?

 

This image is meant to portray the "pornification" of the 9/11 attacks. The picture suggests that the media turned images of destruction into "smut" by showing them reapeatedly and gratuitously. The artist is suggesting that the lives and death of these people, an atrocity, have been used exploitively for profit, much like women in pornography. The artist is suggesting that the deaths of these people have been perverted.

 

 

 

 

[allthumbs]

And you know this how?

[Necronomicon]

trask said:

And you know this how?

 

It's called "interpretation". For example: "From all of Trashkan's posts, I've developed the interpretation that he's a major shit stirrer."

[allthumbs]

From your posts I've gathered that you're just a major shithead.

[Necronomicon]

trask said:

From your posts I've gathered that you're just a major shithead.

 

 

Excellent rebutal. We're you on the debate team?

[allthumbs]

Nupe...on the urinal head-stuffing team. You?

[RobBob]

I just spat Pepsi onto my computer screen...

[Off_White]

Fairweather said:Re MikeAdam, I was simply pointing out what I perceive to be a double standard. Dr Flash deliberately provoked him and then cried like a baby when he realized the fruits of his foment.

 

It's a technique called "trolling" and some around here practice it as a high art, but DFA never complained about anything. Your use of a "he was provoked" defense is like asking "what were you wearing that made him rape you?"

[allthumbs]

"what is this 'trolling'?...I've heard of it..."

[mattp]

Off_White said:

"trolling" .... some around here practice it as a high art ...

 

Actually, I'd say there is most often very little "art" to it. You simply post something a little provocative and then sit back to see what response you get. Artistic quality lies in the degree to which someone can make good points in a discussion or keep us laughing with their clever quips or whatever, but "trolling" is generally speaking no high art. Occasionally we see someone pretty clever with a good hook, but much more often we see posts that are just plain stupid or offensive passed off as an "artful troll."

[vegetablebelay]

Ooh, artful troll Mattp.