Charlie Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 I got it- it's just that my A.D.D prevents me from following along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by erik: i cannot believe how many of you missed the message in the post..... Noone wants to wade though pages of mouldy old song lyrics to figure out your cryptic message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by lizard brain: Noone wants to wade though pages of mouldy old song lyrics to figure out your cryptic message. Ahh ha, I see your reptilian cerebrum is in action. You only need to read the first paragraph of lyrics, the whole message is there...it works much better to just put a copy of Rastaman Vibration on the hi-fi, preferably on vinyl, and fire up a spliff...by the time the record gets to the track War, you'll hear and feel the message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: Ahh ha, I see your reptilian cerebrum is in action. You only need to read the first paragraph of lyrics, the whole message is there...it works much better to just put a copy of Rastaman Vibration on the hi-fi, preferably on vinyl, and fire up a spliff...by the time the record gets to the track War, you'll hear and feel the message. Dude, what the fuck do you mean first PARAGRAPH? With this brain, my attention span isn't even THAT long! And with nothing but a reptilian brain stem to work with, firing up a spliff wouldn't have much effect. Trust me, I've tried it over and over again. All I get is hungry - or hungrier. But come to think of it, having a primitive brain does have it's advantages. Life is so much simpler. Shit, all I have to think about is eating, sleeping, and procreating. Simple as that. No higher conciousness, no self-awareness, no concience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 "Shit, all I have to think about is eating, sleeping, and procreating. Simple as that. No higher conciousness, no self-awareness, no concience... " -And how does that make you different from the rest of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Charlie: "Shit, all I have to think about is eating, sleeping, and procreating. Simple as that. No higher conciousness, no self-awareness, no concience... " -And how does that make you different from the rest of us? Come to think of it, not much. Kind of explains why I feel so at home at this site... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisa Posted March 30, 2002 Share Posted March 30, 2002 Resume Razors pain youRivers are damp- Acids stain youDrugs cause cramp- Guns aren't lawfulNooses give, Gas smells awfulMight as well live. Dorthy Parker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenolith Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 Dorthy was a cool chick. "If we laid all the people at this party end to end we'd have...."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 If you took all the people from this site and laid them end to end,Stretched out across a field, that would be a great place to leave them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted April 2, 2002 Author Share Posted April 2, 2002 My compassion is broken now. My will is eroded,and my desire stolen and it makes me feel ugly.I'm on my knees and burning.My piss and moans are the fuel that set my head on fire.So smell my soul burning.I'm broken, looking up to see the enemy.I have swallowed the poison you feed me ...but I survive on it,and it leaves me guilt fed, hatred fed, weakness fed..and I feel ugly, and dead inside. Shit adds up at the bottom. You've left me no choice but to go inside and rebuildwhat's broken.Too much, too far, too late to lie down now.I must arm myself to fight youby making weapons out of my imperfections.It's all I have left.There's no other choice.I'm shameless, nameless, nothing, and noone now.But my soul must be iron for my fear is naked.I'm naked and fearless.But I'm dead inside.You see.. shit adds up, now I'm dead inside.Hatred, weakness, and guilt keep me aliveat the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 Bulging eyes abound aboutThe birthday boy today.Screaming "creaming eyes" Screamed heHis mother looked away"Creaming eyes explode uponAn apple pirate toadAnd if an Injun ate a plateI'd laugh and live abode." Nervousness itself was pressing Guests against the door"Uh, forgive us dear but baking beerIs what we should be near.""Bye" the bothered birthday boy said"Bye" the bothered birthday boy said"Buy or sell or buyBuy or sell or buy." I just want all you to know I typed that out from memory, I didnt cut and paste it! [ 04-02-2002: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 big fuckin deal. i never cut and paste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 2, 2002 Share Posted April 2, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: big fuckin deal. i never cut and paste. Chorus: Edweena went to calumet and left from there to college;She took along a porcupine whose name was known as knowledge;Now their relationship was fraught with pangs of loving hunger.The Porcupine could question all, but all she new was slumber. Porcupine: A huge easy cozy wants our kiss to triumph,But unbelievable admits --Some questions receive a guarantee to shake you up.How much marriage urges a windmill to pinch infinity?Is a magic hid-a-bed the final home of Spanish fire?Is firm corn merrier under gifts of less important love?We wonder.But fantasy moves ahead;For the iceman just took a turn for the betterAnd a small object flies from his mouth;A daring, jewel scales down the belted ear systemAnd you have the modular optimistic silver original.Welcome to the offshoots of Jupiter. Chorus: Edweena never knowing why her friend would ramble soShe shut him out and left a pout to bleed upon the snow. Porcupine: Mourning Glories open only after noon begins;The open and the broken have begun to blend again.They freeze a shape about the napeOf nectar and of knee;They leave a sleeve, they weave a grieve foxMourning's never free. Uncle Remus: The aching and the breaking are the making of a soul.(The empties that have been returned relieve us of a goal). Chorus: Now who is gone and who is rightAnd who is left to seeFor who is left is just a fewCan two be more than three? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 ...and when they opened up her hand,they found a snail inside. OOOPS, I messed up the lyrics. Here are the correct ones. Someone saw a strange amountOf moisture on her lipsAnd it was also seen uponHer arms and on her hips No one knows exactlyWho she was or how she diedBut when they opened up her purseThey found a snail inside [ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: chucK ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by chucK: ...and when they opened up her hand,they found a snail inside. Yesterday my second wifeFell in the afternoonSlipped into the stereoAnd talked about the moonWell this was only temporary So the doctor saidSo I watched a football game And she went off to bedI see the seaThe sea seees me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 [ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: chucK ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sits out too long You must whip it Well no one gets their way Until they whip it So whip it Into shape Stand up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it Its not too late To whip it Whip it good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 there was a cosmic ray bomb explosionblow ups happenkeep your eyes peeled applehead we're entering a zoneof orbitless planetary kamikaze meteorsthat tend to move with frightening speedand unexpectednessone collisionand you will beapplesauce cadillacs are omnivoresand dinosaurs are herbivoresand I am an interstellar robot destroyer.I tend to move with frightening speedand unexpectednessone collisionand you will beapplesauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 Hey Greg, Post the humourous one about the guy having the bad night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by chucK: Hey Greg, Post the humourous one about the guy having the bad night. which one is that? all i have is the above that i downloaded and a later cd at home with "spider" in the title(?). i saw these guys about ten years ago in austin texas. awesome show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 Oh well, guess you don't have it . It's on the same CD as the arson one you posted. It's a story of this guy causing all sorts of mayhem wrecking his car and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 MC 900 Foot Jesus. the album is called "One Step Ahead of the Spider". The song is a classic but i cant remember the actual title offhand. damn i hate this jobto work in this dumpyou gotta be a slobeverybody gets on my nerves in this placethink ill take the afternoon off from the rat racean exciting careerdont amount to much but a pain in the rear etc. except, this song isnt on the 1 step ahead album but on the previously mentioned one, Welcome To My Dream, with the aforementioned arson track (I light The Fires while The City sleeps etc.) [ 04-03-2002: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 well if man is five then the devil is six and if the devil is six then god is seven this monkeys gone to heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted April 4, 2002 Share Posted April 4, 2002 you want lyrics? click here available for a limited time (too much server space) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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