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The Euros have a better welfare system than the Americans that is why they can take these lay off so easily. Hell, the 80's in England spawned a whole new breed of climber because of gov't dole program.

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sisu_suomi said:

The Euros have a better welfare system than the Americans that is why they can take these lay off so easily. Hell, the 80's in England spawned a whole new breed of climber because of gov't dole program.

 

Say what you will about the nanny state and such, but it's hard to argue with state-sponsored climbing. Shit, let the people who want to work go ahead and work. Those who would prefer to climb and live on a relative pittance and eat canned cheese? Let 'em send!

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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

sisu_suomi said:

The Euros have a better welfare system than the Americans that is why they can take these lay off so easily. Hell, the 80's in England spawned a whole new breed of climber because of gov't dole program.

 

Say what you will about the nanny state and such, but it's hard to argue with state-sponsored climbing. Shit, let the people who want to work go ahead and work. Those who would prefer to climb and live on a relative pittance and eat canned cheese? Let 'em send!

 

Unfortunately those who choose to work, end up paying for the canned cheese eating slack-offs to climb.

 

 

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sisu_suomi said:

The Euros have a better welfare system than the Americans that is why they can take these lay off so easily. Hell, the 80's in England spawned a whole new breed of climber because of gov't dole program.

Tell us more, Sisu.
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specialed said:

Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

sisu_suomi said:

The Euros have a better welfare system than the Americans that is why they can take these lay off so easily. Hell, the 80's in England spawned a whole new breed of climber because of gov't dole program.

 

Say what you will about the nanny state and such, but it's hard to argue with state-sponsored climbing. Shit, let the people who want to work go ahead and work. Those who would prefer to climb and live on a relative pittance and eat canned cheese? Let 'em send!

 

Unfortunately those who choose to work, end up paying for the canned cheese eating slack-offs to climb.

 

 

anybody have some recipes for canned cheese?

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Canned Cheese Recipe:

 

1. Get laid off or obtain employment with compensation putting you below the poverty line, perhaps with a great employer such as McDonald's, Wal-Mart, or the like.

 

2. Head down to your local welfare office, sign up, and wait for your USDA cheese to show up in the mail. It will be in a can, as will your 5 lbs of peanut butter.

 

3. Steal a can opener (you can barely afford your share of the rent on the studio apartment you share with three other people -- like you can afford a luxury like a can opener?), and crank open that tin of premium cheddy.

 

4. Enjoy a slice, perhaps garnished with USDA peanut butter and maybe some powdered milk sprinkled on top.

 

Yummers!

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specialed said:

 

 

Unfortunately those who choose to work, end up paying for the canned cheese eating slack-offs to climb.

 

 

They should feel good about doing their duty by providing for the common good. What kind of sicko feels bad about perpetuating the philanthropic tradition?

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specialed said:

 

 

Unfortunately those who choose to work, end up paying for the canned cheese eating slack-offs to climb.

 

 

 

Mmmm.... Cheese.....

 

Thanks everybody!

 

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