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Peter_Puget said:

Yep those nice guy look out for us all liberals advocating last century solutions to current problems are at it again.

 

After a series of economic miscalcualtions that were so inept as to be outright deceptions they do this:

 

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Forget the AG lookout for these guys!

 

This (Monorail) will never get built. They completely lied about how much it would cost. When they come up short on the cash, they will blame taxpayers for evading. Had the election been about two weeks later, it never would have passed. Just wait until you see the next regional transportation package!! HA!!!!!

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j_b said:

Peter_Puget said:

last century solutions to current problems

 

???

 

so what would be the 'modern' solution?

 

Yeah that's confusing. I mean wasn't there traffic problems last century? And cars were invented in the 19th century, so aren't they a 2 century old solution to the transportation problem. Aren't toilets a few centuries old too... I'm sure we need a modern solution for taking a crap.

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j_b said:

j_b said:

Peter_Puget said:

last century solutions to current problems

 

???

 

so what would be the 'modern' solution?

 

a futon for every 2 workers in the back of the office to decrease the need for commuting? smirk.gif

hey b_j, aren't you and Chuck sharing a futon right now? way to go, slugger! HCL.gif

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Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

Like a genuine,

Bona fide,

Electrified,

Six-car

Monorail!

What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!

Monorail!

Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

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Hardly, I'm all in favor of the monorail or any other mass transit system, as long as I don't have to pay for it. I choose to live in sleepy north Snohomish county where we don't have traffic problems. You dumb fuckers that want to live in the hub-bud Seattle area can pay for your own shit. Don't matter diddly squat to me.

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j_b said:

trask said:

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to b_j. Play nice or I'll have to report you. wave.gif

 

disruption of a thread which he does not like. it must be trask exercising his freedom of speech ... again rolleyes.gif

 

 

Just want to point out you're off topic, and you told Trask to fuck off just a bit ago. You've become everything you hate here. wave.gif

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trask said:

Hardly, I'm all in favor of the monorail or any other mass transit system, as long as I don't have to pay for it. I choose to live in sleepy north Snohomish county where we don't have traffic problems. You dumb fuckers that want to live in the hub-bud Seattle area can pay for your own shit. Don't matter diddly squat to me.

 

typical hypocrite. do you really think that life in 'sleepy north snohomish' is not conditioned by the seattle metro infrastructure?

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vegetablebelay said:

j_b said:

trask said:

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to b_j. Play nice or I'll have to report you. wave.gif

 

disruption of a thread which he does not like. it must be trask exercising his freedom of speech ... again rolleyes.gif

 

 

Just want to point out you're off topic, and you told Trask to fuck off just a bit ago. You've become everything you hate here. wave.gif

 

dude, you're so smart it's killing me rolleyes.gif

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Formaldehead said:

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

Like a genuine,

Bona fide,

Electrified,

Six-car

Monorail!

What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!

Monorail!

Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

THANK you Formaldehead. I knew at least one of you fucks had to know that reference.. Sheeesh.

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Nothing I do is related to Seattle directly. Oh, I telecommute, so maybe there is ONE thing. Other than that, I casually fish, hunt, boat, outdoor recreate, party and screw up north here where we don't worry about HOV lanes and shit like that. Hell, 'bout all I have to worry about on the highway is hitting a skunk. No wonder you're so repugnant j_b, you're citified and uptight.

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trask said:

Nothing I do is related to Seattle directly. Oh, I telecommute, so maybe there is ONE thing. Other than that, I casually fish, hunt, boat, outdoor recreate, party and screw up north here where we don't worry about HOV lanes and shit like that. Hell, 'bout all I have to worry about on the highway is hitting a skunk. No wonder you're so repugnant j_b, you're citified and uptight.

 

yeah, right. i bet you also make sure all the goods you consume are routed directly through .... marysville? rolleyes.gif

 

why don't you compare your lifestyle to that of someone in pt. barrow and it'll help you realize the difference between living next to a large city and being truly out in the boondocks.

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