Dwayner Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 What if I told you that there were more celebrities in Tacoma last night than those attending the "Grammy's" or whatever a week ago? What if I told you that I didn't need a map to find this particular venue because the Glow of Alpine Excellence shown like a spot light from miles away? What if I told you that a representative from Encyclopedia Britannica was present to take a photograph of the assembled group to publish in their forthcoming new edition under the topic "Super Climbers of the New Millennium"? You'd probably think I was full of nonsense, wouldn't you?...I thought so. Sorry to inform you, my friends, BUT IT IS YOU THAT ARE WRONG! As evidence, I present the following short list of some of the stellar attendees at last nite's Club Pub at the "E-9": MattP: fresh and feisty from Big 4 Mountain! Mtnrgr: making the world safe for democracy! Yungburra: from the land down under! Mr. Hamacher: with a little bit of Gib Ledge in his recent past! Alpine K: limo, body guards, clinging bimbos and all. Andy Fitz: the Access Fund was well represented! Eddie E: with a fresh phony internet name that I don't remember, "Fast Eddie" was as fast as ever! Chris: one cool cat! Matt: alpine-ready and mountain-charismatic! Russ Chandler: of the famous Chandler climbing dynasty. Plus a rare visit by the elusive "pope". And saving the best for last, we were delighted and honored to have in our midst, two additional Club Pubbers: "V" for Victoria and Anne, both of whom brought, charm, sophistication, beauty and a wealth of climbing wisdom to a group which might have otherwise resorted to lighting "blue flames" and chugging "beer bongs". Thanks for the civilizing influence, ladies. And for those who weren't there...let's just say that you'll just have to wait a few weeks until Tacoma's turn comes up again, and maybe you, too, can experience the magic! - Dwayner Quote
erik Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 soundz like i made the wrong choice!! sounz like a lot of fun ray you sponsering next week in the quah??? [ 03-06-2002: Message edited by: erik ] Quote
v Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 Dwyaner, thanks for the lovely compliments. I knew there was a reason other than beer that I was heading to Tacoma. I'd thank you for the beer that you promised to buy, but I do believe mountain ranger actually footed the bill for that one. As for fast Eddie's new ID, I believe it's Figger Eight. See you all next week on the East Side. Anyone placing bets on whether Cavey will show or not? Quote
Dru Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by v: Dwyaner, thanks for the lovely compliments. I knew there was a reason other than beer that I was heading to Tacoma. I'd thank you for the beer that you promised to buy, but I do believe mountain ranger actually footed the bill for that one.As for fast Eddie's new ID, I believe it's Figger Eight. See you all next week on the East Side. Anyone placing bets on whether Cavey will show or not? Cpt. Caveman is no more. Ray Borbon still exists though! Quote
willstrickland Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 Originally posted by Dwayner:Willy: I am not an ex-president, thank you very much and that's "slick" to you mister or miss or androgynoid as the case may be And get your facts straight: a 3:1 is a tripod-fest, not 4:1. You may have missed the gist, tri-pod being a psuedonymn for male, not intended to convey the number of males present, bad choice of words on my part - Dwayner, a male, who has been seen at the Club Pubs many times, whereas Willy has not. Au contraire mi amiga, while the ex-pres may not have attended, I have been in attendance at all Portland Pub events Who should be doing the guessing Well not me from now on, 'specially if there ain't no Mickeys in the bargain Shalom ya'll Quote
chucK Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by chris_w: You forgot to inlcude Dwayner (#12)So it is 6:1 ratio Dwayner's counted on that list, 'cause he and Pope are the same person remember? Quote
Dru Posted March 6, 2002 Posted March 6, 2002 LAFF!As to what happened to Caveman: I never get tired of this one: Quote
Guest Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 Probably jerked his meat too much and died of a heart attack Quote
allison Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 Come on boys, it such an insult to be called a woman? Have yathunkaboutthatratallorareyoujustbeingdumbassboys? If someone's lame, don't assume we'll let them into OUR club. Quote
vegetablebelay Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: Cpt. Caveman is no more. Ray Borbon still exists though! Chepe posted here recently too. Quote
Dru Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Chepe posted here recently too. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ Quote
willstrickland Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Dwayner:What if I told you that there were more celebrities in Tacoma last night than those attending the "Grammy's" or whatever a week ago?I'd say you're full of shit. What if you reneged on a promised prize (a sixer of Mickeys I'd presume )when attempting to evoke guesses to your query via said prize? What if one man answered quickly, wielding a clear knowledge of the sorely missed Franky Z? What if you lamely attempted to chalk it up the offer as an attempt at spray? Hmmm...what if indeed Not a sausage fest ehh? Lets...consult the numbers:1.MattP 2.Mtnrgr 3.Yungburra4.Mr. Hamacher5.Alpine K6.Andy Fitz7.Eddie E8.Chris9.Matt10.Russ Chandler 11."pope" 1.Victoria 2.Anne Uhh, that appears to be a Shlong:No-Schlong ratio of 5.5:1 Upon consulting the tables we find the following: Male:Female ratio: 1:1 - Intimate Fest2:1 - Menage'-a-Fest(not my idea of a menage')3:1 - Gang bang-fest4:1 - Tripod-fest>5:1 - More sausage than a German Deli fest Quote
chris_w Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 You forgot to inlcude Dwayner (#12) So it is 6:1 ratio Quote
willstrickland Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by chris_w: You forgot to inlcude Dwayner (#12)So it is 6:1 ratio You assume that "brother" Dwayner is male, how'd you get that confirmation? Nevermind, I don't wanna know Quote
Dru Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: You assume that "brother" Dwayner is male, how'd you get that confirmation? Nevermind, I don't wanna know so if Dwayner was womanit would be somewhere in the gang-tripod-o-rama-fest zone. Quote
Dwayner Posted March 7, 2002 Author Posted March 7, 2002 Willy: I detect some envy. And get your facts straight: a 3:1 is a tripod-fest, not 4:1. - Dwayner, a male, who has been seen at the Club Pubs many times, whereas Willy has not. Who should be doing the guessing, amigo (or is it "amiga"?) Quote
allthumbs Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 Yep, any way you slice it, it's a damn sausage fest. Hey, maybe that's okay. It is held on a Tuesday night for christ's sake. If y'all want to chase skirts, do it on a Friday or Saturday night. Nothing wrong with the "boys" getting together on a weeknight for some "Bullshit Artistry 101". Trask has spoken. P.S. I for one am very sorry to see Capt. Caveman go. He was a true spraymeister from the word go. The boards just haven't been the same, for me anyway. Here's at you Cavey! Quote
allthumbs Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by allison: ? If someone's lame, don't assume we'll let them into OUR club.Well boys, here it is right in front of y'all. As Allison so shamelessly avows, the battle of the sexes is alive and well. It's all so boring. Games for the 20 somethin' crowd. My mail order deaf, dumb, and flatheaded housegirl is the way to go. [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ] [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
moron Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 What is a pub club? Are you guys in one of those grunge rock bands? Quote
chris_w Posted March 7, 2002 Posted March 7, 2002 Maybe if we change the the name to "Sausage Fest" we could get sponsored http://www.infernalcombustion.com/Issue12/jimmydean.htm And here are offical pictures from the sausage Ranch. Which one is Dwayner?? Sausage Party You gotta love google. [ 03-07-2002: Message edited by: chris_w ] Quote
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