allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Food — particularly oysters — as aphrodisiacs. Funny how all these vaguely genital-esque foods happen to be culinary Spanish Fly. "It kind of looks like a lady's naughty part!" he says. "Mmmm ... I'm eating it as if it were a big glob of cum," she replies. "Perhaps we should go and do it!" they say and promptly leave the raw bar. A load of posh nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 another sig for ya bush/cheney in 2004: or else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 btw did you hear any of ashcrofts sarcasm yesterday. he was riffing on librarians. librarians? dude has a fukin tin ear for the sentiments of the us public. fucker oughta just stick to stupid shit like covering up the 'obscene' statue of justice and fighting against diversity in public schools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 open mouth, insert foot business as usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 trask said: open mouth, insert foot business as usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 I ate a steak last night that turned me on. Hi muffy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 glacierdog said: I ate a steak last night that turned me on. Hi muffy! gee. i wonder why ya cant attract the german girls? you aint exactly subtle there mr smooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 glacierdog said: I ate a steak last night that turned me on. Hi muffy! Hi Kiddo You don't need food to turn you on if you have good MOJO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 The steak turning me on had nothing to do with muffy, that's just the way is sounded. Oh, and if you had some of this steak, you would know what I'm talking about. Best steak I've had in my life, in a winery. We went through 8 bottles between the 5 of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 glacierdog said: Best steak I've had in my life, in a winery. We went through 8 bottles between the 5 of us. that Boone's Farm is good shit, isn't it Dawg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 ha ha. This wine we had cost about the same. It was about 3 euro a bottle. For some reason it costs more if you drink the wine there than if you just buy a bottle to take home. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 glacierdog said: For some reason it costs more if you drink the wine there than if you just buy a bottle to take home. WTF? its harder for the vintner to pee in the bottle when you drink at the winery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Same as in the US--your paying for the 'service' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 they charge you xtra cause they have to wash the glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacierdog Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Could be. I figured it was just because they have to put up with a bunch of drunks in their place of business. "We'll give you a discount to get tanked somewhere else!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 trask said: Food — particularly oysters — as aphrodisiacs. Funny how all these vaguely genital-esque foods happen to be culinary Spanish Fly. "It kind of looks like a lady's naughty part!" he says. "Mmmm ... I'm eating it as if it were a big glob of cum," she replies. "Perhaps we should go and do it!" they say and promptly leave the raw bar. A load of posh nonsense. So what if you are allergic to shell fish? Does that mean that I can't give BJ's any more? I could be allergic New excuse for the women!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 The only time I was ever asked to leave a pub, was a place called the Boarshead or Boarsbreath. A bunch of American dirt bag climbers were well on their way to being totaled when a bunch of Ausies came in. So what the fuck do we do? Match their pounding down of beer like there is no tomorrow. Somewhere in the back of my cloudy mind there was a thought to jump and hang off of the lighting in the establishment and swing. Needless to say I was 86ed along with my friends. But to the credit of the Ausies they came out with us and we found a new pub to drink in and I had to promise not to do any stunts like that last one. Christ I hated hangovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Right So I was In japan and these Jarheads were in the same bar as I ,dancing around in animal masks and bike helmets banging into walls...I felt bad for the Bar maids as they had to watch this behavior night after night and had to accept that this was the people that Conquered the Empire of Japan...HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 kitten said: New excuse for the women!!! As if they needed yet another excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 What the fuck Dutch, you dissing me??!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 Sisu.... I had a hell of a good time in Japanese bars being obnoxious...in fact I onces pushed two marines out of the same bar declaring it a Navy bar, and turned around to see an ass load more Marines staring at me...a nervous moment, resolved by the bonding power Of "drinks on me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 trask said: kitten said: New excuse for the women!!! As if they needed yet another excuse. DUH What would be a man's excuse? I am not sure you want me to give my examples or experiences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 kitten said: trask said: kitten said: New excuse for the women!!! As if they needed yet another excuse. DUH What would be a man's excuse? I am not sure you want me to give my examples or experiences. Men don't make those excuses sista. Real men are ALWAYS UP TO THE TASK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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