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Food — particularly oysters — as aphrodisiacs. Funny how all these vaguely genital-esque foods happen to be culinary Spanish Fly. "It kind of looks like a lady's naughty part!" he says. "Mmmm ... I'm eating it as if it were a big glob of cum," she replies. "Perhaps we should go and do it!" they say and promptly leave the raw bar. A load of posh nonsense. smirk.gif

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btw did you hear any of ashcrofts sarcasm yesterday. he was riffing on librarians. librarians? dude has a fukin tin ear for the sentiments of the us public. fucker oughta just stick to stupid shit like covering up the 'obscene' statue of justice and fighting against diversity in public schools. pitty.gif

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The steak turning me on had nothing to do with muffy, that's just the way is sounded. moon.gif

Oh, and if you had some of this steak, you would know what I'm talking about. Best steak I've had in my life, in a winery. We went through 8 bottles between the 5 of us.

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glacierdog said:

For some reason it costs more if you drink the wine there than if you just buy a bottle to take home. WTF?

its harder for the vintner to pee in the bottle when you drink at the winery.

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trask said:

Food — particularly oysters — as aphrodisiacs. Funny how all these vaguely genital-esque foods happen to be culinary Spanish Fly. "It kind of looks like a lady's naughty part!" he says. "Mmmm ... I'm eating it as if it were a big glob of cum," she replies. "Perhaps we should go and do it!" they say and promptly leave the raw bar. A load of posh nonsense. smirk.gif

So what if you are allergic to shell fish? Does that mean that I can't give BJ's any more? I could be allergic yellaf.gif

 

New excuse for the women!!! hellno3d.gifhellno3d.gif

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The only time I was ever asked to leave a pub, was a place called the Boarshead or Boarsbreath. A bunch of American dirt bag climbers were well on their way to being totaled when a bunch of Ausies came in. So what the fuck do we do? Match their pounding down of beer like there is no tomorrow. Somewhere in the back of my cloudy mind there was a thought to jump and hang off of the lighting in the establishment and swing. Needless to say I was 86ed along with my friends. But to the credit of the Ausies they came out with us and we found a new pub to drink in and I had to promise not to do any stunts like that last one.

Christ I hated hangovers. bigdrink.gifbigdrink.gifbigdrink.gifbigdrink.gifbigdrink.gifbigdrink.gifbigdrink.gifbigdrink.gif

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Right So I was In japan and these Jarheads were in the same bar as I ,dancing around in animal masks and bike helmets banging into walls...I felt bad for the Bar maids as they had to watch this behavior night after night and had to accept that this was the people that Conquered the Empire of Japan...HAHAHA

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Sisu....

I had a hell of a good time in Japanese bars being obnoxious...in fact I onces pushed two marines out of the same bar declaring it a Navy bar, and turned around to see an ass load more Marines staring at me...a nervous moment, resolved by the bonding power Of "drinks on me"

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trask said:

kitten said:

New excuse for the women!!! hellno3d.gifhellno3d.gif

As if they needed yet another excuse. rolleyes.gif

 

DUH smirk.gif What would be a man's excuse? I am not sure you want me to give my examples or experiences. wave.gif

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kitten said:

trask said:

kitten said:

New excuse for the women!!! hellno3d.gifhellno3d.gif

As if they needed yet another excuse. rolleyes.gif

 

DUH smirk.gif What would be a man's excuse? I am not sure you want me to give my examples or experiences. wave.gif

Men don't make those excuses sista. Real men are ALWAYS UP TO THE TASK.

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