Dru Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: cj001f said: But go back to where you belong DFA. Â Hangdogging some overbolted chip-job? I was intimating spray, hangdogging's too good for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 cj001f said:Â I was intimating spray, hangdogging's too good for you! Â You, sir or madam, are an insufferable nuisance of the first order. Please direct your snide, misguided critiques at someone other than Dr. Flash Amazing; perhaps someone actually deserving of criticism in the first place, instead of an upstanding member of the cc.com community. Alternately, you might put down the baggie of Barge Cement for a moment, wipe the glue boogers off your nose, take a shower, and consider doing something useful with yourself. Â The AmazingCo, Inc. Community Center on N. Albina St. has some great summer career-enhancement and job-readiness programs (along with resume help and the job listings from all the local sources) that could be just what you need to get back on your feet. Stick around on Thursdays for free snacks and presentations from a local business owners on how to boost your chances of getting hired and making a good impression. Â Enjoy your summer! Â Love, Dr. Flash Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: You, sir or madam, are an insufferable nuisance of the first order. Please direct your snide, misguided critiques at someone other than Dr. Flash Amazing; perhaps someone actually deserving of criticism in the first place, instead of an upstanding member of the cc.com community. Alternately, you might put down the baggie of Barge Cement for a moment, wipe the glue boogers off your nose, take a shower, and consider doing something useful with yourself.  The AmazingCo, Inc. Community Center on N. Albina St. has some great summer career-enhancement and job-readiness programs (along with resume help and the job listings from all the local sources) that could be just what you need to get back on your feet. Stick around on Thursdays for free snacks and presentations from a local business owners on how to boost your chances of getting hired and making a good impression.  Enjoy your summer!  Love, Dr. Flash Amazing  Dear Dr. Flash Amazing,  We here at the cj001f center for world domination have scanned your scread, found it unworthy of further attention, and summarily dispatched it to the electron recycler for future use as bestiality spam.  Love and kisses to the kids, cj001f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 cjwhatever, your latest excremental musings are scarcely worth acknowledgement, let alone a response. Dr. Flash Amazing and all the friendly folks at AmazingCo, Inc. cordially invite you to piss up a rope, flag pole, or other similar object. Â Good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: cjwhatever, your latest excremental musings are scarcely worth acknowledgement, let alone a response. Dr. Flash Amazing and all the friendly folks at AmazingCo, Inc. cordially invite you to piss up a rope, flag pole, or other similar object. Â Good day. Â Dr. Flash Amazing, Â We realize that in the sections of the fair berg of Portland that you inhabit public urination is an accepted, if not celebrated action, where I domicile myself this action is not so cherished. Instead I shall quaff a Chimay in your honor. Â Cheerio, cj001f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norsky Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Poor DFA. He gets no respect. I've been a desciple of his wisdom and smith beta for...well, forever. DFA, I remember the good ol' days on the Smith message board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norsky Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Also, that new Smith Guide is going to sell faster than Harry Potter! I'm immediately driving down to Redpoint to sleep in line for it. Perhaps if enough of us show up we can have an "Alan" party and dress the occasion. You know, torn lycra etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 The Doctor will be on hand to personally sign any new copies of the guide you might have, crowd-control willing, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted August 23, 2003 Author Share Posted August 23, 2003 The cover will not be disclosed, per request. We all got some new routes, Iaiaiaian  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 iain said: The Doctor will be on hand to personally sign any new copies of the guide you might have, crowd-control willing, of course. Â Well said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norsky Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 OK, over two months later and no new book! This is the biggest troll ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 you don't have your copy yet? all those new lines up the backside of smith rock group are sweet! thanks alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 The reason you can't find it is cuz it's not published by Globe Pequot Press anymore! Call any local retailer and they can special order it for you through Monkeyface Press (Alan's new publisher...they did the Selkirk N. guide also). Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 michael_layton said: The reason you can't find it is cuz it's not published by Globe Pequot Press anymore! Call any local retailer and they can special order it for you through Monkeyface Press (Alan's new publisher...they did the Selkirk N. guide also). Good luck  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 5, 2003 Author Share Posted November 5, 2003 Norsky said: OK, over two months later and no new book! This is the biggest troll ever! Â Ya think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 (edited) I checked Ingram, and it is not in stock there. Plus, it was not listed in their forthcoming titles database. I also searched their supplier database - nothing there either. I cannot find a trace of the book or the publisher using any of the publishing industry tools available online. Â Ingram does have the old guidebook in stock, and it is listed as in print. I was at Redpoint a few weeks back, and they indicated that the original publisher went ahead and brought the old guidebook back into print - no sign of the new guidebook yet. Â Does anyone happen to have contact information for MonkeyFace Press or happen to have concrete information about the new guidebook (release date, ISBN, publisher, etc). Â Â Edited November 7, 2003 by Tyler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 this thread has potential Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 The office for MonkeyFace Press is  420 Rue Daumal Mont Analogue, Quebec CANADA F5A 1G7  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-rock Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 ISBN: 0764550284 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordonb Posted November 7, 2003 Share Posted November 7, 2003 b-rock said: ISBN: 0764550284 Fishing for Dummies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnibmilc Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 Pretty sure the 8th Edition of Freedom of the Hills is going to include a new Smith guide as an Appendix to the training chapter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 quit jerking off and give him the correct ISBN, I can't find mine. Maybe cuz it's a canadian publisher? Dru, is there an ISBN for the Serkirks North book he published? I got my copy from Mister E. maybe he can hook you up. The book totally rocks. I'm glad he fixed the order the climbs show up in. Sweet photos of hotties climbing too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 I am waiting for : World Peace, My personal flying car(Those comics promised!), The real Nicole Simpson killer, and the new Smith Rock Guide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 8, 2003 Share Posted November 8, 2003 I think there was a very small printing first run, since only a few of us got copies. Kind of sucks, since so many people are trying to get that book. Keep at it and I'm sure more will be coming. It's worth the effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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