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Fairweather said:

Ol' Hubby probably wouldn't have cheated if Wifey had put out once or twice in the past five years. tongue.gifblush.gifevils3d.gifcrazy.gifmadgo_ron.gifevils3d.gif

or lost about 40 pounds, waxed her chin whiskers, shaved her snatch, did her hair, got outta' her bathrobe, cooked some real food, douched, and showed some fucking interest in sex.

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Goddamn, my daughter walks up to me a minute ago holding a baby tooth. She says, "Daddy, I've had this tooth under my pillow for days and the Tooth Fairy still hasn't come."

 

Oops - crazy.gif (I'm not a fuckin' mind reader)

 

I told her I'd email the Tooth Fairy and tell her to get crackin'.

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Reminds me of the story of a woman who threw her husband out in CA for cheating. She then had a garage sale, and some lucky bastard got a nice porsche very cheap. hahaha.gif

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