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last time i said i would help you out and guarantee a win, you ignored me. so you gonna ignore me know????

i have two powerful atheltes in my garage to kill the competition. boxing_smiley.gifthe_finger.gifrockband.gifpitty.gif

 

and i dont eat horsecock! hellno3d.gif sheepheads on the other hand! thumbs_up.gif

 

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erik said:

i gotta run down hill in a snaffle suit? okay! you gotta provde the suit. and i request 3 bongloads and 5 shotz of tequila as my prerace warm up!!!!

you'd be puking before the alpine campground...that first leg looks brutal on the knees. yellaf.gif

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I ran the first leg last year. Your knees will be fine. Its your quads that will be the problem. You may not notice it right away but about the time you start smacking pavement on your second leg your quads will be screaming. Third leg? Might as well bring a walker.

 

Any other HtoC'ers in the group? Maybe we can party at the beach.

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gapertimmy said:

at home i not only pass out in my own, but usually my face or some body part lands on a chinook coil

 

iain said:

a friend of mine was down in LA visiting someone and there was a decent-sized piece of rope encased in dog turd sitting on his porch.

 

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iain said:

a friend of mine was down in LA visiting someone and there was a decent-sized piece of rope encased in dog turd sitting on his porch.

 

don't ask me how, or why, but i picked up a chinook bomb once that had a trojanenz in it. at the time i was living in a house with four dudes, and to this day it is one of hte sickest things i've ever seen hellno3d.gif

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gapertimmy said:

iain said:

a friend of mine was down in LA visiting someone and there was a decent-sized piece of rope encased in dog turd sitting on his porch.

 

don't ask me how, or why, but i picked up a chinook bomb once that had a trojanenz in it. at the time i was living in a house with four dudes, and to this day it is one of hte sickest things i've ever seen hellno3d.gif

 

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rbw1966 said:

My golden retriever ate a used tampon once that Erik didn't dispose of properly. When he layed it out it was stuck hanging from his ass by the string.

 

Have a nice lunch.

 

A mental image I just didn't need right about now...

 

The "have a nice lunch" punchline was perfect, rob! yellaf.gifthumbs_up.gif

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