gapertimmy Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 some dude dropped off the team i'm running hood to coast with... if anybody would like to join our squad for the race lemme know. Quote
erik Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 last time i said i would help you out and guarantee a win, you ignored me. so you gonna ignore me know???? i have two powerful atheltes in my garage to kill the competition. and i dont eat horsecock! sheepheads on the other hand! Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 17, 2003 Author Posted July 17, 2003 you are only allowed in the race if you run the 1st leg down from timberline in your snaffle suit. and at the exchange you have to chase dru around who'll be wearing your goat outfit. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 when is that race anyways... i have an ex g/f running and would like to cut her time in 1/2 Quote
iain Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 The goat outfit is hot and it itches I'm sick of wearing that thing. The breeze hole in the back is a nice addition though Quote
erik Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 i gotta run down hill in a snaffle suit? okay! you gotta provde the suit. and i request 3 bongloads and 5 shotz of tequila as my prerace warm up!!!! Quote
iain Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 erik said: i gotta run down hill in a snaffle suit? okay! you gotta provde the suit. and i request 3 bongloads and 5 shotz of tequila as my prerace warm up!!!! you'd be puking before the alpine campground...that first leg looks brutal on the knees. Quote
erik Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 hence the prerace warmup. come on, my life is spiriling down hill whats a few more miles?? Quote
rbw1966 Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 I ran the first leg last year. Your knees will be fine. Its your quads that will be the problem. You may not notice it right away but about the time you start smacking pavement on your second leg your quads will be screaming. Third leg? Might as well bring a walker. Any other HtoC'ers in the group? Maybe we can party at the beach. Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 17, 2003 Author Posted July 17, 2003 i'm running the 2nd leg, which still has 1500' loss on it. gawd i need to run more before this thing comes. definately we should have a coastal pube club Quote
Fejas Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 Fuck I cant and wont run but did some one say something about a caostal pub-club... where exactly does the race finish, I see kegs and bon fires on the beach, eh? I got a couple buddies from here in eugene racin in that... Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 17, 2003 Author Posted July 17, 2003 race ends in seaside.... i still need a place to crash, maybe i'll just pass out in my own excrement. Quote
erik Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 gapertimmy said: race ends in seaside.... i still need a place to crash, maybe i'll just pass out in my own excrement. and that would be different from any other day? Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 17, 2003 Author Posted July 17, 2003 at home i not only pass out in my own, but usually my face or some body part lands on a chinook coil Quote
iain Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 a friend of mine was down in LA visiting someone and there was a decent-sized piece of rope encased in dog turd sitting on his porch. Quote
sobo Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 gapertimmy said: at home i not only pass out in my own, but usually my face or some body part lands on a chinook coil iain said: a friend of mine was down in LA visiting someone and there was a decent-sized piece of rope encased in dog turd sitting on his porch. ya killin' me! Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 17, 2003 Author Posted July 17, 2003 iain said: a friend of mine was down in LA visiting someone and there was a decent-sized piece of rope encased in dog turd sitting on his porch. don't ask me how, or why, but i picked up a chinook bomb once that had a trojanenz in it. at the time i was living in a house with four dudes, and to this day it is one of hte sickest things i've ever seen Quote
bunglehead Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 gapertimmy said: iain said: a friend of mine was down in LA visiting someone and there was a decent-sized piece of rope encased in dog turd sitting on his porch. don't ask me how, or why, but i picked up a chinook bomb once that had a trojanenz in it. at the time i was living in a house with four dudes, and to this day it is one of hte sickest things i've ever seen SICK Quote
whirlwind Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 how long is the leg i might be intrested in running, let me know Quote
rbw1966 Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 My golden retriever ate a used tampon once that Erik didn't dispose of properly. When he layed it out it was stuck hanging from his ass by the string. Have a nice lunch. Quote
sobo Posted July 17, 2003 Posted July 17, 2003 rbw1966 said: My golden retriever ate a used tampon once that Erik didn't dispose of properly. When he layed it out it was stuck hanging from his ass by the string. Have a nice lunch. A mental image I just didn't need right about now... The "have a nice lunch" punchline was perfect, rob! Quote
gapertimmy Posted July 17, 2003 Author Posted July 17, 2003 whirlwind, the spot would be 3 legs, most legs are about 4.5-7 miles in length, the shorter ones tend to have hills on em, the longer are flat, the wimins butts bouncing around you... plentiful. Quote
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