ryland_moore Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I propose the thesis that if a mullet is sighted, there is a 74.6% chance a jean-shorts sighting is imminent. Better known as "jorts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 (edited) Damned double post!!! Edited June 12, 2003 by ryland_moore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 sorry I was trying to present the thesis in layman's terms. I reserve the technical language for future publication in Science. "Jort fecundity and mulletosis dynamics in homo sapiens lapinesis" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted June 19, 2003 Author Share Posted June 19, 2003 saw a silverback skullet, fuckin'A streets are just plain scary!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 glassgowkiss said: saw a silverback skullet, fuckin'A streets are just plain scary!!! Bob, look where you are! You're in the North Cascades UndergrowthLand! They are crawling out of the woodwork up here!! The further west, the WORSE IT GETS!! (as evidenced by our trip, you may recall. You sure can pull down for a big guy!) Anyhoo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 i usta have a mullet. damn i wish i was that cool now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 Lummox, I am so glad you put her back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I just wish I could see more jorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I was at the M's game the other night and the mulletdar was going CRAZY. I'm talking family's all having mullets, Mom and Dan, the kids, the drunk uncle, grandma and grandpa, it was mullet central. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric8 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I once saw a midget with a mullet. I shit myself laughing, his hair went down to his knees in back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I thought all midgets had mullets. On another subject, not to sound insensitive or anything, but is it just me or do mentally retarded people always have their sideburn shaved up WAY too high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 enquiring minds wanna know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 jon said: On another subject, not to sound insensitive or anything, but is it just me or do mentally retarded people always have their sideburn shaved up WAY too high? dunno Jon, have you checked yours in the mirror lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 jon said: On another subject, not to sound insensitive or anything, but is it just me or do mentally retarded people always have their sideburn shaved up WAY too high? the electrodes have ta make skin contact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 I was teasing my brother about the mullet he wore in HS (class of '80) but he kept insisting it was merely "feathered" ala Farah Fawcett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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