ryland_moore Posted June 12, 2003 Posted June 12, 2003 I propose the thesis that if a mullet is sighted, there is a 74.6% chance a jean-shorts sighting is imminent. Better known as "jorts" Quote
ryland_moore Posted June 12, 2003 Posted June 12, 2003 (edited) Damned double post!!! Edited June 12, 2003 by ryland_moore Quote
iain Posted June 12, 2003 Posted June 12, 2003 sorry I was trying to present the thesis in layman's terms. I reserve the technical language for future publication in Science. "Jort fecundity and mulletosis dynamics in homo sapiens lapinesis" Quote
glassgowkiss Posted June 19, 2003 Author Posted June 19, 2003 saw a silverback skullet, fuckin'A streets are just plain scary!!! Quote
EWolfe Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 glassgowkiss said: saw a silverback skullet, fuckin'A streets are just plain scary!!! Bob, look where you are! You're in the North Cascades UndergrowthLand! They are crawling out of the woodwork up here!! The further west, the WORSE IT GETS!! (as evidenced by our trip, you may recall. You sure can pull down for a big guy!) Anyhoo.... Quote
lummox Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 i usta have a mullet. damn i wish i was that cool now. Quote
jon Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 I was at the M's game the other night and the mulletdar was going CRAZY. I'm talking family's all having mullets, Mom and Dan, the kids, the drunk uncle, grandma and grandpa, it was mullet central. Quote
eric8 Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 I once saw a midget with a mullet. I shit myself laughing, his hair went down to his knees in back. Quote
jon Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 I thought all midgets had mullets. On another subject, not to sound insensitive or anything, but is it just me or do mentally retarded people always have their sideburn shaved up WAY too high? Quote
allthumbs Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 jon said: On another subject, not to sound insensitive or anything, but is it just me or do mentally retarded people always have their sideburn shaved up WAY too high? dunno Jon, have you checked yours in the mirror lately? Quote
lummox Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 jon said: On another subject, not to sound insensitive or anything, but is it just me or do mentally retarded people always have their sideburn shaved up WAY too high? the electrodes have ta make skin contact. Quote
ChrisT Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 I was teasing my brother about the mullet he wore in HS (class of '80) but he kept insisting it was merely "feathered" ala Farah Fawcett. Quote
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