EWolfe Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 take the test This whole site is pretty entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 i dont need to take the test. YES I AM A DIRTBAG CLIMBER! admitting the truth is the first step to confronting your bad habits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 I USED TO BE, BUT NOW I LIKE TO HAVE MONEY AND THE SUCH, SO I ONLY BUM AROUND FOR 4 MONTHS A YEAR.... PLUS THE LADIES ARE NOT THAT IMPRESSED BY HOMELESS GUYS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 6, 2003 Author Share Posted June 6, 2003 Szyjakowski said: i dont need to take the test. YES I AM A DIRTBAG CLIMBER! True, dat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 how do you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 i'm a pathetic pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 does making a cornbeef sandwich with a pocket nife that you cleaned fish with earlyer that morning, and come to think of it cleaned thousands of fish but never cleaned the knife, count as a dirtbag move.... if so I surely a canadate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 I have been known to eat cold chili out of cans at times. I guess that's just gross and lazy rather than dirtbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 nah, the stick thing is more dirtbag if you ask me. eating with sticks is way cool!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 cold chillie out da can, did ya use your fingers... ya gotta use your firger to count as dirtbag... ive had to open a can of chille with a pocket knife and a rock before.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 I just beat the cans against rocks until they split, then tilt back and shovel that cold Dinty Moore's stew right in my ol' piehole with my fingers. Perdy dirtbag, if'n ya acks me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 sobo said: I just beat the cans against rocks until they split, then tilt back and shovel that cold Dinty Moore's stew right in my ol' piehole with my fingers. Perdy dirtbag, if'n ya acks me. That defenatly counts as dirtbagish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 gotta admit I had a little leatherman knock-off thing to get the can open...guess I don't qualify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 dinty more reminds me of the time i spilled some yukon jack and set fire to up a picknick table trying to light a stove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 sobo said: I just beat the cans against rocks until they split, then tilt back and shovel that cold Dinty Moore's stew right in my ol' piehole with my fingers. Perdy dirtbag, if'n ya acks me. 7-11 only sells those poptop cans. guess you cant deal with modern technology eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 lummox said: sobo said: I just beat the cans against rocks until they split, then tilt back and shovel that cold Dinty Moore's stew right in my ol' piehole with my fingers. Perdy dirtbag, if'n ya acks me. 7-11 only sells those poptop cans. guess you cant deal with modern technology eh? I'm a dirtbag, so I shop at Costco for my climbin' provisions... You can't get those single-serving cans with the pop-top thingies there, just the big old cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Once a friend of mine stumbled out on to the cascade lakes highway after an epic in the three sisters. He and his bud dragged themselves over to a still-snow-covered Sparks (maybe Devils?) Lake entrance where there was an bridge paved with asphalt. For some reason they had some hot dogs and started cooking them right there on the bridge. Unfortunately they set the asphalt on the bridge on fire. I'm not sure if they repaved by now but there was a noticable depression where they had their barbeque. This was decades ago so it is probably gone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 real man dirtbag uses a LongDong piton as a knife, and a 2" angle as a spoon, to eat breakfast in the Grand wAll parking lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 ole habeeb has got a mean shot gun behind the counter of 7-11 and i'm afraid to steel from him... so izz gotsta grab mine at the big market... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 pizza crusts outta the trash as degnans. perfectly good food that people drop on the floor and refuse to eat themselves. one memorable dirtbag morning was when i truly was dirtbagging it in camp4 (ya know where ya take yur bag and just lie in the dirt to sleep in someone elses camp). one a them rangers was trying to wake me up and the camper family told him to lay the fuck off (lied through his teeth to the ranger that i was his son. i aint ever saw that dude before too). when i did get up the camper family treated me to pancakes. people can be awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 i had a cold can of stagg beanless chili last night for dinner (used an opener and spoon ) but the beanlessness dindt work. how come chili farts smell dam near the same as the uneaten chili? i think theres a research grant proposal right there for you university types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 lummox said: one memorable dirtbag morning was when i truly was dirtbagging it in camp4 (ya know where ya take yur bag and just lie in the dirt to sleep in someone elses camp). one a them rangers was trying to wake me up and the camper family told him to lay the fuck off (lied through his teeth to the ranger that i was his son. i aint ever saw that dude before too). when i did get up the camper family treated me to pancakes. people can be awesome. yep, but you never thanked me for the short stack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 sobo said: I just beat the cans against rocks until they split, then tilt back and shovel that cold Dinty Moore's stew right in my ol' piehole with my fingers. Perdy dirtbag, if'n ya acks me. Dude you're SUPPOSED to put the can up-side down in the hot coals and wait for it to launch across the campground like a mortar shell from the heavens. Then you go hungry, but laugh your ass off at how fucking cool your idea was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szyjakowski Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 iam lafing my ass off now Erock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 E-rock said: sobo said: I just beat the cans against rocks until they split, then tilt back and shovel that cold Dinty Moore's stew right in my ol' piehole with my fingers. Perdy dirtbag, if'n ya acks me. Dude you're SUPPOSED to put the can up-side down in the hot coals and wait for it to launch across the campground like a mortar shell from the heavens. Then you go hungry, but laugh your ass off at how fucking cool your idea was. Yeah, yeah, I did that one too many times already. Sux being hungry all the time. I just eat it cold now... Call me a caveman. The other thing that works cool is to toss your empty can of OFF! in the fire and wait for it to cook off. Great fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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