allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 (edited) "It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died today of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Little Debbie and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes." WRITTEN BY SOME FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT BITCH, NOT ME - OKAY SCOTTPISSHEAD AND YOU OTHER COMPUTER GEEK SORRY COCKSUCKERS?????????????????????? Edited May 5, 2003 by trask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 slow day on Spray, eh? Nice job working in all the baking puns, tho. ...sobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 www.dvo.com/newsletter/monthly/2003/january/jest.html www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/miscjokes/doughboy.shtml www.geocities.com/mazanga12/jokes/PillsburyObituary.htm www.joke-pages.com/jokes/joke.asp?joke_id=1338 www.heartblessings.net/sunshine/pillsbury.html www.angelfire.com/me4/jasons_home/doughboy_obituary.htm www.homeschooloasis.com/storehs_obituary_of_pillsbury.htm www.harrisonline.com/heard/doughboy.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 trask! you plagerized! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 Jesus Christ, ScottpEE You are the most massive LOSER I've ever known of. If I were you I'd blow my fucking brains out because I couldn't stand living with myself. You miserable fucking twat. Don't answer my posts anymore, you fucking bum out my day just seeing your piece of fucking shit name. I hate your goddamn guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Now, now, we don't need a temper tantrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 JoshK said: trask! you plagerized! well duh!!!!! that was fucking obvious doooooooooooooooood. fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 It was? Apparently my computer desn't show any quotation marks or cited references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 you goddamn computer twats are thick as a brick bet mommy dressed y'all too, didn't she? FUCK YOU COCKBITERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Don't feel too bad Trask, just because you're a cover band doesn't mean you're not worth listening to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 I've had it with scottpiss i'm close to blowin my cork with that asshole i'm fucking serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 trash you need to understans that not everyone can live happy healthy well adjusted lives. it is just impossible. you see you have let scott win, he now controls your emotions and makes you feel bad. now that is not fair to you. be the bigger man and forget about him. now go find mr snuggles and have him take you to floppy land, where you can play bunny wunny with cooter and the boyz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 5, 2003 Author Share Posted May 5, 2003 I will triumph in the end. But he's still a worthless piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 theres nothing wrong with plagerism it saves time. If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. Wilson Mizner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 Let it not be said that trask was not a good judge of material, whether or not it is his own creation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 5, 2003 Share Posted May 5, 2003 erik said: now go find my snuggles and have him take you to floppy land, where you can play bunny wunny with cooter and the boyz. Where do you get this shit dude? Too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Good quote, skisports. trask I was being fecitious and it was meant as a "no shit sherlock" to scottp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 trask said: I will triumph in the end. I think you should go with the floral print. It just says "springtime." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Skisports said: theres nothing wrong with plagerism it saves time. If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. Wilson Mizner Occasionally, something wonderful arises (ahem) from some worthless crap. Thank you, Skisports, although I board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thegroid Posted May 6, 2003 Share Posted May 6, 2003 Skisports said: theres nothing wrong with plagerism it saves time. How do you think i am getting through college? study, haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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