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how many biners do you currently own?


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Mr._Natural said:

erik said:

we're all hypocrtical assholes at one time or another.

 

cept me i am a perfect angel!

 

 

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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:

It was the queerest thing. Trask woke up feeling perfectly gay after a night riding the ferry, so he stepped outside to smoke a fag, and as he stopped to sniff some pansies, he was saddened to see Miss Jones across the way throwing out a bunch of old underwear. "What a panty waste," Trask muttered to himself.

 

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Dustin_B said:

50, 100, 500, 1000? Who has the most? I'm talking about every biner from your belay parabiner to every biner on your quickdraws, rack, whatever! All of them. I'm about done putting together my rack and I was adding them up; I think I have about 70, maybe 75. cry.gif This is my second year of climbing and I'm wondering how many I'll have 5, 10, 20 years from now. hellno3d.gif

 

 

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why can't you find a biner in new york on saturday?

 

the jewish biners are in temple.

 

the italian biners are visiting their relatives in new jersey.

 

the irish biners are hungover.

 

the polish biners think its monday.

 

the black biners are in jail.

 

there are a bunch more biners you're supposed to offend but it's an old joke and i can't remember them all.

 

 

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thegroid said:

i could only afford 2 biners, but the are really hard workers though, out back now picking beans and steeling shit for me.

i was waiting for the good ole biner jokes to begin....

its about time. only took half the day.

BTW- I am not a homophobiac..... really now, isn't a homophobiac a racist.... pretty much the same shit, similar pile.

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